I'm a huge douchebag.

Call it what you like, I'm just apparently one of the few people in the world who thinks there's worse shit you can do than cheating. I can get over cheating, I can understand why someone else wouldn't be able to do the same, though. There's shit I couldn't get over, but that's for a different thread. And I trust my boyfriend to not cheat on me and there'd be problems if he did, but I'm just saying, it wouldn't necessarily be time to call it quits.

 

well you should dump him if he murders you too..

 

She couldn't because she'd be dead underwear. GEEEESH I figured even you'd know that.

Just... GOSH

c'mon man

 

epic last words: "it's not you, it's meaaarrrggghhhh!!!!"

 

^^I know what do girls think like we are retarded or something? those seriously are the most belittling disrespectful break up words.

 

Really? they made me laugh.

 

friends with benefits. best relationship ever.
you are free to do whatever you like. so are they. you can pretend sex never happened if it wasn't good. you can always have it again if you wish. and you love each other and help each other out. there is no need to break up ever as there is no commitment.

 

eeeeh no haha

 

I agree

 

:2thumbsup:

 

NO. I would come back and I'd dump him harder than an aborted fetus. And I'd eat his brains while I was visiting.

 

pffft what brains?

 

Well then, soft tissue, I'm not picky.