Please Help is this normal !!

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by sean1234, Jun 11, 2011.

  1. sean1234

    sean1234 Guest

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    When I masturbate at night, straight after I have to rush to the toilet to piss, is this normal! My mum hears me sometimes in the night pissing, specially if its 3 times (I masturbate a lot, I have to). I just get embarrassed when she asks me why I am going so much in the night.

    Also after riding my bike home, I have to rush to the toilet and pee for ages. In the morning I cant go cause I have a hardon, but it leaks as I masturbate, its only just started happening since I started masturbating more and more :eek:
     
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    cleaning/clearing the tubes.. Most men pee after, but having to urinate every few hours or less is normal.. I dont who said it wasnt.. sure you can hold pee for hours, even when sleeping... But the body likes clean fluids in it.. Drinking water, juices, teas are good for you..

    if you cant go to the outside bathroom, invest in a pitcher. Then you can pee in your pitcher inside your room and dump it out with less trips to the bathroom..
     
  3. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    Of course, you could always just tell your mother the truth.... Mom, I piss so much because I have to after I jerk off. Chances are, that will be the last you hear of it...
     
  4. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Just lie and say you might be diabetic.
     
  5. ChronicTom

    ChronicTom Banned

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    There you go.... advice from all angles...

    Truth, lies or pissjugs...
     
  6. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45rIRGX-ZJY"]YouTube - ‪A Truckers Side-Kick -"Way of the Road"‬‏
     
  7. barefootlocks

    barefootlocks Senior Member

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    And thats the reason I come to hip forums...advice with a touch of sarcasm :D
     
  8. Mike31

    Mike31 Member

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    I lold but eventually she will catch you anyways. Its totally normal and probaly a sign of good health. If you have really religious parents its hard to explain to them about having girlfriends and having premaritial sex. The world is a different place these days. I eventually had to tell my folks to back the f off and let me live my life.
     
  9. meridianwest

    meridianwest Senior Member

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    mom asking about why you have to go to the bathroom that many times----i'm glad my mom never stuck her nose into my private business. and that's what it is, your private business. it's none of your mom's problem so just tell her to mind her own things. some mothers don't seem to understand that their sons need a certain privacy about some things.
     
  10. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    It is entirely normal. I always have to piss after masturbating. Maybe try to masturbate less often?
     
  11. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Ur body wants to clear ur urethra so it pees its normal and its good for ya
     
  12. PurpByThePound

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    http://www.fluther.com/11063/how-many-times-can-i-drink-my-own-urine-before-i/

    combine the two and just drink your piss.. become like bear grylls and get a girlfriend. maybe tell mum to stfu
     
  13. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Sean, maybe you could also hold off on pissing until after you have finished masturbating, so you only have to piss once.
     
  14. Okiefreak

    Okiefreak Senior Member

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    What about trying to piss before you masturbate? Would that change anything about the frequency of your need to piss?
     
  15. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Well, masturbating as much as he does will prompt him to have to piss anyway, so going beforehand probably won't change that. I personally often wait until I have a full bladder before I masturbate just to keep from pissing more than necessary. :)
     
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