Oh my lord! Has it gotten this bad?

First you got to watch this commercial for a new type of super Viagra.
http://www.vidiload.com/video/103091/Viagra_commercial__banned_from_TV/

Second, pay attention to all the medical warnings about the drug. I like the part where they tell you that you to sign a waver before taking the drug but you girlfriend will become a sex addict. Then add in the bit about emergency room visits, possible hart attacks, penile damage, etc. But all this will make you partner happy because she'll get 36 hours of non-stop sex;

Has it really gotten this bad?

I got a great idea. How about we just get rid of condoms. I've noticed that in many cases men can't get or keep an errection because the plastic kills the sensations. Or how about we teach men that it's ok to perform oral? Or perhaps give a massage?

I'm not ashamed to admit it. I've gone up to bat and haven't even scored a base hit. But that didn't mean it was game over. I used my imagination and sensitivity to find other was to satisfy my partner.

Afterall, penetration is only a small part of intercourse.

 

Damn--that would give you enough wood to build a bookcase!!

 

Just make sure you sign that manditory waver and wear a medical alert bracelet before you build that bookcase.

 

Fortunately--even at my age--it still jumps up on command. Guess I'll pass.

 

Even if it didn't jump on command. I've got other talents that I can use. Whoever said that all sex had to end in penetration?

 

Most guys I know are rather rude and dont care much. I never knew how much a nice guy I was until I hear guys at work and in the gym brag abouut purposely banging girls so hard they cant walk and stuff. They are married and bragging how much sex they still get. Im kind of laid back and a one girl man I guess and dont want to brag to other people about my sex life. Maybe Im weird.

 

Well my wife and I used to swing. But I've never seen the justification of "trying to beat" the girl with my penis.

I like to watch and listen to the girl for any signals that she might be giving me in order to see if that I'm doing what she likes. If there's any doubt, I'll ask directly. And penetration isn't the biggest part of sex. There's a lot of things you you can do that are just a satisfying.

I guess I'm a nice guy and I figure that if a woman was sweet enough to share her body with me. The least I could do is be a gentleman about it.