28 years and still Virgin

Guys m 28 years old male and still virgin....m straight n never had intimacy with any gal...... does masturbating pulls me out of virgin list....

 

n it dsnt

 

What's the problem? Just because everyone else is having it, doesn't mean you have to. Unless you really really want it, then I guess it's a problem. Whatever you do, don't pay for it!! If you really want it, just go to some club where all the stupid "normal" people hang out and keep asking girls to go home with you/if you can go home with them. Sooner or later someone will say yes. I'm using this opportunity to give you fatherly advice, by the way. I find that girls can't resist a proposition when you stick a piece of food on your tooth (you can just draw some food with a pen if you don't have any food), don't wash for 2 weeks and constantly play with yourself while talking to them. And everyone knows girls love it when you scream "your mum is so hot but not as hot as my mum!" over and over again and finger yourself in the anus while screwing her.

 

Dude, who told you my secret?

 

but y do girls hate virgin guys???????/

 

Absolutely! They want experienced, seasoned alpha males, nothing less!!

 

Well, you could always lie (though I do not condone lying) or just not bring up the subject. You don't have to tell them, especially if they don't ask. Like, when you're eating at a restaurant or whatever, you don't have to suddenly blurt out "I'M A VIRGIN" when she asks you which country your parents are from over sorbet. Sorbet, by the way, is a pallet cleanser, not a dessert ALRIGHT?

Not all girls hate virgin guys. Someone deeply religious would probably love it. Most other girls wouldn't mind, I think, as long as you're willing to learn. Girls that hate you because you're a version ain't worth shit.

 

There are women out there that would love to teach you a thing or two.

 

And probably some men, too!

 

Because chances are they will only last under a minute. Tip--get her off before the sexin.

 

dudes sheets gotta be stained BAD!

 

my ass was a virgin til a few weeks ago..

Now, I have to lock the rooster and the mule up in different barns..

 

^^^^ ha ha ha ha, good'n

 

that's a reason to actually tell them, cause the humiliation after will seriously hamper the ability to get one later. I'm a 25 yr old virgin and I understand a few things about humiliation

 

I think that you should go somewhere that a woman would have to borderline rape you. you'll like it, and if you try to get cold feet, its rape, so too bad!

 

i dont see any thing wrong with being a 28 year old vegan.....



...good on ya bro!