Ban the poster before you

Banned for not giving me compliments for my skin-tight leather hotpants at the last concert

 

Banned for getting lip gloss on my boxers.

 

banned for wearing boxers with Sarah Palin's face on them

 

Banned for not recognising Joan Rivers.

 

banned for owning a Ford Capri

 

banned for following me on Twitter!

 

banned for using twitter

 

Banned for not giving me brownies

 

banned for soliciting 'freebies'.

 

banned for inter-species circle jerking with a minor

 

banned for being jealous

 

banned for smoking zucchinis

 

banned for keeping everyone awake with her ankle bells

 

Banned for being able to count to six on one hand.

 

running an illegal penguin fighting ring...

 

banned from seasme street

 

Banned from annoying the grown-ups

 

Banned for eating soup with a fork.

 

Banned for complaining about riding being bad where your from, when it's actually awesome

 

for not being into rimming