Woman runs herself over with Steam Roller

No blonde jokes or women driver stuff,, please.

Woman killed in Bellingham steam roller accident
http://www.thenewstribune.com/2011/06/17/1710428/woman-killed-in-maple-falls-steam.html
(article is a little flat)

How can that shit happen?

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[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6IpdhpqS00&feature=related

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfzMLRzH2yw

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSE0vOEmkg

 

No question one of the worst ways to go the second probably being the woodchipper.I saw a picture of someone hit by a steamroller It was just like in the cartoons. This guy was flat.

 

Steam rollers aren't quick moving vehicles. It would have taken a few seconds of real pain to die that way-unless it ran over her head first.

And yea no blond jokes or woman driver stuff-

But they're saving money on the funeral-she's being buried in a large manila envelope.

Or a smaller container if they fold her like a bed sheet.

 

my guess is she put it in reverse.

 

I'm guessing she went to grab something in front of it and didn't put on the E-Brake or something and when she when to pick up the object she got caught....

Regardless of how it happened, it is fucking disgusting to think. I can't imagine cleaning up that mess.

Steam roller will make every part of her so flat the only way to clean her up is with....


sad....and disgusting..

 

My explanation?

She was from New Jersey.

 

I like that the author of the article included the word "somehow";

I'd make a joke, but I've run out of steam. Her family must be crushed by the incident.​

 

http://www.canadianheadlines.net/man-hurt-in-steamroller-accident-at-bell-park-early-sunday/

 

No her family wasn't crushed-only she was.

 

rofl...

 

She'd roll over in her grave if she read this thread...

 

how can something flat roll?

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ikEO4lz3hs4

 

they can move up to 25Mph with no water in the drums..
And empty roller may have more drift speed than powered..

 

ugh that's horrible.. what a shitty way to die