What do you do after you masturbate?

Discussion in 'Sex Polls' started by michaelson, Jun 19, 2011.

  1. michaelson

    michaelson Member

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    What do you do after you masturbate? Do you clean up right away or do you sit back and relax for a little bit?
     
  2. deleted

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    if Im standing??.,. I take my heels off.. Cause my ankles and feet be killing me..

    what was the question again??.
     
  3. broony

    broony Banned

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    i take a nap or go to sleep

    masturbatnznznznzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  4. Mr.Writer

    Mr.Writer Senior Member

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    distribute my semen diligently to the neighborhood doorknobs.
     
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    Repeat..
     
  6. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    Shower. Then hook into some wine.
     
  7. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    depends:

    if it's the morning, get up.

    if it's night, go to bed.

    if it's the afternoon, wallow in self pity.
     
  8. Irminsul

    Irminsul Valkyrie

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    You go straight to bed? Even if it's on you? I dunno how people can do that. It feels wrong when your legs have wet bits on em.
    Please shower!!
     
  9. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    i don't cum over myself.
     
  10. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    I normally ejaculate before I clean up, tried cleaning up first but it just makes ejaculating harder.

    I normally kind of sigh and wonder where it all went wrong. How did a gorgeous, intelligent, athletic guy like me end up doing this sort of thing without a crowd of people cheering him on?
     
  11. The Imaginary Being

    The Imaginary Being PAIN IN ASS Lifetime Supporter

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    circle jerk spring cleaning :mickey:
     
  12. mustlivelife

    mustlivelife Knows nothing!

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    No wonder I always end up eating the biscuit, I'm too busy mopping.
     
  13. griffon

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    Clean up!
     
  14. poohrx7

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    go to sleep
     
  15. PEACEFUL LIBRA

    PEACEFUL LIBRA DAMN RIGHT I'M A WEIRDO

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    take a shower
     
  16. jessicap

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    Depends. If it's the morning I get up and have a shower, if it's the evening I probably go to sleep.
     
  17. polske

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    Clean up and go to sleep - Usually.
     
  18. GLENGLEN

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    Ask Myself Why I Commited Such An Unclean Act, When I Take Pride In Keeping My Body Pure...:angel:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  19. kairilove

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    Flip off the people who were honking their horns at me and drive through the stoplight right as it turns yellow.
     
  20. dark suger

    dark suger Dripping With Sin!

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    Pee! No one else has to pee after I always have to pee I try not to but its like a primal urge
     

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