What do you do after you masturbate?

What do you do after you masturbate? Do you clean up right away or do you sit back and relax for a little bit?

 

if Im standing??.,. I take my heels off.. Cause my ankles and feet be killing me..

what was the question again??.

 

i take a nap or go to sleep

masturbatnznznznzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

distribute my semen diligently to the neighborhood doorknobs.

 

Repeat..

 

Shower. Then hook into some wine.

 

depends:

if it's the morning, get up.

if it's night, go to bed.

if it's the afternoon, wallow in self pity.

 

You go straight to bed? Even if it's on you? I dunno how people can do that. It feels wrong when your legs have wet bits on em.
Please shower!!

 

i don't cum over myself.

 

I normally ejaculate before I clean up, tried cleaning up first but it just makes ejaculating harder.

I normally kind of sigh and wonder where it all went wrong. How did a gorgeous, intelligent, athletic guy like me end up doing this sort of thing without a crowd of people cheering him on?

 

circle jerk spring cleaning :mickey:

 

No wonder I always end up eating the biscuit, I'm too busy mopping.

 

Clean up!

 

go to sleep

 

take a shower

 

Depends. If it's the morning I get up and have a shower, if it's the evening I probably go to sleep.

 

Clean up and go to sleep - Usually.

 

Ask Myself Why I Commited Such An Unclean Act, When I Take Pride In Keeping My Body Pure...:angel:



Cheers Glen.

 

Flip off the people who were honking their horns at me and drive through the stoplight right as it turns yellow.

 

Pee! No one else has to pee after I always have to pee I try not to but its like a primal urge