I was naked at a remote area to get some sun,when a man appeared from nowhere and sat next to me. Totally uninvited. To cut a long story short, he was gay and wanted to get me off by hand or by mouth. When he could see I was not rising to the occasion he got the message and left me to swim in peace. I can get myself off no problem.
gay dude was probably trying to save your ass from the piranha fish in that lake.. lucky for you. They didnt find you tasty either..
