I ve taken three shits today!

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by jmt, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    Fuck am full of shit!
     
  2. Rugor

    Rugor Senior Member

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    that is normal. just depends on what you eat. now if you are taking 5 or more then I would be like dang what is wrong.
     
  3. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    i can top that. i will take 3-5 on any given day. that's just how full of shit i am. my shit doesn't even stink either. being vegetarian i eat a diet high in fiber. being active i eat a lot of food. between those two factors i take a lot of shits. my shit doesn't stink too bad because there is no decomposing meat in it. decomposing veggies/fruits/grains can only smell so bad namsayin...
     
  4. 56olddog

    56olddog Member

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    I never take shits... only leave them.
     
  5. LovesLiquid

    LovesLiquid Member

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    :smilielol5:
     
  6. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    really?...when I eat meat I have neutrals but salads make my turds stink to high heaven
     
  7. machinist

    machinist Banned Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes, I began a vegetarian diet two to three months ago, and shortly thereafter I noticed my shit stank less. I don't mean "uppity" either. I am being serious. Eating veggies like salads in conjunction with meat can make shit smell worse because of the added fiber compounded with the meat.

    A few days ago I brought a can of beans to work to eat. I eat them straight out of the can. Everybody was joking about how I was going to shit my pants or be farting all day, but the adverse gastro-intestinal effects are really exacerbated when eaten in conjunction with meat. I eat a whole can of beans and a whole wheat bagel and the only thing that happens is a nice concise and powerful bowel movement that is over in no time and everything goes smoothly. Hardly even stinks either.
     
  8. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Some days, especially after consuming a lot of beer, I'll shit three times in an hour and a half.
     
  9. ZiggyZuZu

    ZiggyZuZu Member

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    Lol dirty ol' grog bog. Now they fucking stink
     
  10. jmt

    jmt Ezekiel 25:17

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    I would like to go vegan but am not economically there for the switch
     
  11. broony

    broony Banned

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    If you ever want to clear your system and take a lot of shits drink a 25oz bottle of sparkling cider.
     
  12. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    We Have Been Aware Of This Issue Since 8-5-2008...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
  13. Mr.Cross

    Mr.Cross Guest

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    I ate so much kiwi fruit the other day and got diarrhea :D
     
  14. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    we have piss and shit threads now? Wow...guess there's nothing to the imagination here on HF!
     
  15. 56olddog

    56olddog Member

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    Nope. Then, there's the 'sex and love' threads.

    More examples of either pissin', moanin', or talkin' shit.

    :D
     
  16. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    three shits would actually make you kind of empty...not full.
     
  17. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I think you're all full of shit
     
  18. 56olddog

    56olddog Member

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    And that matters.... why?


    :)
     
  19. LovesLiquid

    LovesLiquid Member

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  20. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    g.......ross
     
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