Congratulations to all men

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by kaitlinmichelle, Jun 21, 2011.

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  1. Codmouse

    Codmouse Senior Member

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    Codmouse, Jun 23, 2011
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  3. Kinky Ramona

    Kinky Ramona Back by popular demand!

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    I'm from the third windiest city in the country. Chicago's not even in the top 3. ;) But alas, I do not have the skills to pee outside with ease, so I'd find one of those funnel thingies pretty handy myself.
     
    Kinky Ramona, Jun 23, 2011
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    the key to outside bathroom breaks is to pull your pants down to the knees only...any lower and you risk making mess

    and if wearing a one piece snowsuit make extra sure your hood is out of the "landing zone"
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 23, 2011
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  7. puggybear

    puggybear stars may twinkle-but I shine!

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    Ohhhhh, BBAD.....there speaks a voice EMBITTERED by experience,bruv!
     
    puggybear, Jun 24, 2011
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  9. Preacherbilly

    Preacherbilly Banned

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    Pull up sharply on vulva, pull labia open at top end
    blast with piss standing up

    Practice in shower first..... learn technique, piss like a boss standing up outside with no need for funnels, etc.
     
    Preacherbilly, Jun 28, 2011
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  11. Mr.Cross

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    That looks like crap. I'd take my chances n the bushes, thanks.
     
    Mr.Cross, Jun 28, 2011
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  13. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    So, If Your A Miss/Ms/Mrs, Why Do You Refer To Yourself As Mr Cross.??..:confused:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 28, 2011
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  15. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I wouldn't want a dick...the possibilities of the "spot" on the front of the pants is an embarrassing thought. I had an interview with a guy that had the spot...needless to say, it was an uncomfortable interview..
     
    lovelyxmalia, Jun 28, 2011
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  17. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Tis True, They Do Tend To Leak Sometimes For One Reason Or Another...[​IMG]



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Jun 28, 2011
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  19. Preacherbilly

    Preacherbilly Banned

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    It could have been precum - perhaps he thought you were hot.
     
    Preacherbilly, Jun 28, 2011
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  21. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    laundry tubs..kitchen sinks ..pop bottles..coffee cups and floor drains ...the guys know what Im talking about :2thumbsup:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 28, 2011
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  23. stacy lulu

    stacy lulu yeeeaah buddy

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    its not that hard to pee with a vagina. just take a squat down or push hard enough for the pee to go outwards. only thing that makes it difficult is when girls feel embarrassed :confused:
     
    stacy lulu, Jun 28, 2011
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  25. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Out the window.
     
    TAZER-69, Jun 28, 2011
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  27. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    over the balcony 10 floors up
     
    rollingalong, Jun 28, 2011
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

    SpacemanSpiff Visitor

    bridges are tempting too...I always pee off bridges if theres no kids or old ladies around
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jun 28, 2011
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  31. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    there is only 1 of you so why do you call yourself glenglen:devil:
     
    rollingalong, Jun 28, 2011
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  33. TAZER-69

    TAZER-69 Listen To Your Heart! Lifetime Supporter

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    Off of the Water Tower. Which is behind the Police Station.
     
    TAZER-69, Jun 28, 2011
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  35. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    I can piss in a gatorade bottle without pulling the car over. But I don't do that so much anymore, since I have to stop for my wife to pee anyways.

    Pissing off the back porch is still one of my favorite guilty pleasures.
     
    Death, Jun 28, 2011
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  37. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    On the flip side, we can't really swim naked. Unless one wants to risk losing it to some hungry pike or something.
     
    lunarverse, Jun 28, 2011
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  39. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Tell that to Casey Anthony trial witness Roy Kronk, who found 2-year-old Caylee Anthony's remains in the woods while taking a whiz [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
    hotwater, Jun 29, 2011
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