Pissed off neigbours!

Discussion in 'Masturbation' started by rak, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. rak

    rak Senior Member

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    Either the walls are exceptionally thin, or I wank very loudly. My neighbours can hear it everytime when I wank and get so pissed off about it, no matter how much I try to drown the sound. What can I do about it?
     
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    get head phone on when listening to porn.. or get a louder radio..
     
  3. HermanDaVermin

    HermanDaVermin Banned

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    How do you know they can hear you?
    Have they commented to you about it or something?
    If so tell 'em to mind their own business
     
  4. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    maybe they want in...
     
  5. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    Get a girlfriend that way you won't feel so bad about making a racket.
     
  6. desireu2

    desireu2 Member

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    Enjoy the outdoors
     
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    practice the art of masturbating without masturbating..
     
  8. Mothman

    Mothman Senior Member

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    You must master the silent wank.
     
  9. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    Create a schedule of times when you will be beating off and submit it to them. Tell them that during those times they should either turn up their tv, go out shopping, fuck each other, or (my personal choice) tell them to mind their own fucking business.
     
  10. Mothman

    Mothman Senior Member

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    I just saw something like that on tv a few weeks back. They even gave the lady who claimed she could it an MRI to look at her brain activity and it proved that she indeed was having full blown orgasms without ever touching herself.
     
  11. rak

    rak Senior Member

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    Yes, and how! I have figured that if I do it in the shower then I can keep the anger to a minimum.



    You could be right.



    We are stuck in the boring getting-to-know-you phase.

    Do electronic dick rings not help with your silent booh ha ha?
     
  12. Michael1985

    Michael1985 Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Wait until they are not home, maybe?
     

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