can someone make me smile?

Discussion in 'Hippies' started by hippy_holly, Dec 9, 2004.

  1. hippy_holly

    hippy_holly Member

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    i havnt in a while? so can i ask a favour?
     
  2. Jelena :-)

    Jelena :-) ~

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    I'm sure you have a lots of reasons to smile, girl! Just think of all the people you love and try to spend more time with them. :) Listen more music (like Led Zeppelin :)) and always look on the bright side of life!
     
  3. redflip

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    A general store owner hires a young blonde female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties.

    One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.

    "I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says politely.

    The female clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would.

    Once she descends the ladder, he muses that he really should get two loaves as he is having company for dinner.

    As the clerk retrieves the second loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what was going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view!

    With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon, each male customer is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many
    trips she is tired, irritated and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread herself.

    Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells at the elderly man, "Is yours raisin, too?"

    "No," croaks the old man, "but it's a'quiverin."
     
  4. hippy_holly

    hippy_holly Member

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    hehe to be honest that was a pretty bad joke.... but it got a smile out of me :)
    thanks
     
  5. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    I could strip and do a pole dance for you, if you so desire.... ;)
     
  6. hippy_holly

    hippy_holly Member

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    Yes I think that would work nicely ;)
     
  7. carpet cleaner

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  8. purple grass

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    i don't know how to make people smile. they just usually smile around me because i always smile. if that makes any sence at all..
     
  9. soulrebel51

    soulrebel51 i's a folkie.

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    Haha I was going to offer a pole dance to you again, but I see I already posted that same thing :D

    Brilliant minds think alike :eek: :D
     
  10. hippy_holly

    hippy_holly Member

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    lol... do you mean your two brilliant minds think alike?? :)
     
  11. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    hmm can we all see that...maybe you should get on webcam for us all..
    no complaints here im sure;)
     
  12. clockworkorangeagain

    clockworkorangeagain femme fatale

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    We shall call him: SEx Lord
     
  13. hippy_holly

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    yay!! come on Sex Lord!!
    I'll bring the music... you bring the pole ;)
     

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