Used your charm or sexuality to save a few $$$$..........?????

The other day i arrived late at a train station jumped aboard without a ticket as i couldnt wait till the next.............

Travelling without a valid ticket if your caught costs 50$ payable immediately...............

Sat down and started day dreaming till the ticket inspector comes into the carriage.................:hide:

As she approached i smiled and explained i didnt have a ticket as i hadnt had time to buy one she smiled back and asked me my destination.

I told her and she wished me a pleasent journey ........

So what have you done to save those precious $$$$$$$$$..........???????

 

Unless the girl is single and hits on me its a guarantee that im going to have to pay. I used to go to this one bar for about 7 months. The bartender was a really big girl, she looked like a linebacker. I was about half her size and i know she wanted to take me home and have her way. She gave me free pitchers every time i went alone. If i was with friends and i order jack daniels she would triple my shots each time. I didn't have to do anything, i got a nice i wanna fuck you wink constantly. It was a fun place to go to.

 

Idk, I don't think I do this, at least not consciously. I've had bartenders that would give me free beer pretty often. I'm pretty sure that was because I was a regular and a good tipper rather than because I'm sexy.

When it comes to guys asking to buy me drinks, I will often decline, even though I know it's socially acceptable to take the booze and give no booty, I'm really not into it. If it's somebody I see around a bunch and we have a friendly thing going on, that's cool.

I wouldn't mind not getting charged cover for being cute.

I absolutely HATE it when a guy tries to flirt with me by telling me he could buy me nice things and take me on vacations. Seriously, is there ANYTHING going on in your brain???

 

Glad you have confessed what i already knew........

 

Nope, I'm too fugly and old for that to work!....;-D

 

If I were to write any checks against my accounts of charm or sexuality they would be returned for insufficient funds.

 

interesting how male regulars who tip well still have to pay for drinks...

 

Ditto on that!
Us fuglies just gotta pay our way.

 

Unfortunately, our local businesses are hurting too bad with the economy. They don't accept payments in the form of "sexy" anymore...

I could buy drugs that way, though, if I chose. Drug dealers must be recession proof

 

not usually. the old man at the hospital canteen said i could give him $1 instead of $1.10 for my freddo yesterday. does that count? i still gave him the 10c....

once i got $100 free by accident. i was dressed up and about 6ft tall with my heels on to go out. i stopped at a bottle-o to get some wine and the guys working there were so busy staring that they didn't realise they gave me $100 for free. and it was out of this guys wallet too... there wasn't enough money in the till so he was super keen to oblige me with his own money. i feel kind of bad about that.

 

I act like I’m stupid. I’m all like gee Mr. I didn’t know it would be this much awww shucks and people are all like aww how cute and like help me and give me shit. I can make my face look really innocent so they think I'm much younger then I am.

 

I've never saved money, but I do notice that people are a lot friendlier to me when I'm dressed all slutty and grocery shopping than they are when I'm wearing a baggy t-shirt and guy's shorts, lol.

 

i love a girl in baggy clothes

 

When I get caught on the train without a ticket I put on a cutesy foreign accent and claim I didn't understand the payment system and I'm not even sure which train I am on or where I'm going. It only works with male ticket inspectors. When that big lady comes in, I scoot across to the next carriage or pay up.

 

That never works for me.

At best I feel like people that think I am dumb/clumsy and cut me a break.
More of an "Aww you poor thing" pat on the head than a
"here let me help you with that because you are so charming"

that too.

 

yeah, this kind of thing is not unusual. i think it's more a desire to move the line along than anything else.

 

nah im pretty sure it was cos i told him i liked his comb over.

 

Theres always that stage when lamb becomes mutton, they havent quite realized it yet, try the cutesy routine.......

Oi, thats uncomfortable

 

I used my chest to buy a Motley Crue lighter when I was 16, in a store you had to be 18. The kid even knew I wasn't 18 yet. But I had on a low cut shirt, and I leaned on the counter and said ”Motley Crue is my faveourite band, and a lighter is somehong I don have. Too bad I can't buy it."

That was the first and last time I used my cleavage to get something... On purpose.

 

Sure it was^