George Washington Urinating in the Middle of Richard J. Daley Plaza A Sweet Poem by Wolf Larsen George Washington jumped out of a coin in your pocket and begin walking alongside of you down the street, inside George Washington's face you saw hundreds of space satellites and thousands of computers and millions of cockroaches & rats all giving political speeches, but then a kangaroo jumped out of the sky and captured both you & George Washington with a net, the kangaroo with you & George Washington in the net hopped & hopped his way all the way to the Richard J. Daley Space Station floating in Julius Caesar's brains, inside of Julius Caesar's brains is the Playboy headquarters where all of the kangaroos & Playboy bunnies are doing sweet Oh! AAAH! Oh – Oh – Oh! things together waaaay too exotic to describe here, but this was before a Saxophone Player painted the Apocalypse of capitalism all over the 21st century, and the 20th-century – as everybody knows – was merely a figment of our imaginations... Copyright 2011 by Wolf Larsen
this was a very unintelligible piece of written silliness. I understand you want to be quirky but don't do it to a point where you are trying too hard to bring a clever novelty to your work. It's not cute, but annoying.
George Washington: I am not amused at the way the paparazzi has been treatming me. Cmon folks a man gotta do what he gotta do when nature is callin' lol.
