Easiest Opiates to Get?

Ive been extremly sick lately, i may have thyroid cancer and im to lazy to gett off my ass and grow opium. So i was wondering what are some of the easiest opiates to obtain?

 

Easiest to get where? The street, the doctor....?!?

 

Sorry, the easiest to get anywhere...

 

theres street heroin, prescribed or illegal un-prescribed oxycodone, xanax (i think) and if you live in england you can have a varied morphine prescription.

it's your choice but ganja is always the best cancer healer

 

xanax isn't an opiate.

 

Pot is good n all but it makes me frightened when im high and doesn't numb good enough

 

Easiest of all opiates to get are the ones your Dr prescribes you, else talk to potheads and other drug taking peeps you know. The hardest place to get them is off a fucking msg board!

 

Oh really? I've found it really easy to get them off a forum

 

Well then u have your answer!

 

If you have CANCER, then there should be no problem in obtaining opioids from either a pain management physician or a cancer specialist. Trust me, go the legitimate route from the beginning, and things will work out much better for you.

 

reverse physcology! BRILLIANT! lol i love you guys, when i die from cancer maybe someone can make a thread to honor my grave ; n ;

 

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gtfo.

 

I sowwy for making you angwy... ;n;

 

Kratom is a very easy to get and while it may not be an opiate it has the properties of one. Personally I have taken doses that were noticeably stronger then taking 35 mg of vicoden. Krantom is also completely legal. The average dose is 5-9 grams and can be bought very affordably in bulk here: http://www.bikhuk.com

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Ilove kratom...I use it often. It takes away cravings, helps with back pain I have and also is easy to get

 

OP does not have cancer.

Might have "I totally read it on webMD" cancer, MAYBE.

But not cancer.

The easiest, cheapist, safest, best way to get meds is to ask a doctor for meds because you have cancer.

And you would do this if you had cancer.

 

If you got a pair of balls or some big friends just go around the ghetto areas of town and ask around. Just make sure you don't give cash in advance or you're screwed. This works in my town although I live in Canada and it's not a gun infested country. So I really only recommend doing this if you're really really hurtin' and not too worried about getting punched out and robbed.

 

unfortunatly every way is difficult to be HONEST..i have medical issues with muscles and have fibromyalgia and still think its bs i might take prescribed opiates here and there and smoke a lil weed but i had to wait grueling hrs and not even having the prob w getting them because i was HONEST about how i felt and when ur in pain it varies and slowly pulses and escalates as days go on. ive had my nose broke 3times my shoulders popped out right twice and left 4xs , a badly fractured ankle, left arm broke in 12 dif places including growthplate, and 3car accidents one ill post a pic of, and still hard to obtain regularly a prescription, because of bs laws but no matter how many tests u must do to get there honestly is best bet even if its not really bad pain, they read body language and your pulse not listening to wat u say, and if they give you a non narcotic take it home b patient for 6hrs then go back and say ok this is rediculous and ask for an ALTERNATIVE not a narcotic just say alternative..and be aware that if they see u have a " large vocabulary and knowledge of narcotics" thats a red flag, the dumber you play the quicker you will recieve..see just ask and thou shalt recieve..have a good day and heres the pic of my last wreck..im luck to b alive actually.

 

You're proud of having done that to 3 cars?

I would be ashamed of one.

Not to be a dick or anything. But come on, I hope you don't do ANOTHER now....

 

wow, quick to judge aren't you? not to be an evenbigger dick, they were not my fault , that wreck i was hit by a school teacher! and elementary teacher. but the fact that all were not classics or sports cars i dont see the problem other than im lucky to have a quick eye cuz the one u see on the pic couldve been alot worse if i wasnt paying attention. but the sunfire was a piece of crap and not safe at all i have a trans am now , 5yrs and no wreck, you cant help other ppl not being considerate on the roads and ppl who think they drive fast cars or even the military jerk that hit me in my first wreck, an officer at that all because he was texting on his phone, but really ....putting yourself into someone elses shoes for once might actually b an enlightening experience for some other than judging on wat i do to cars..like i meant to...jeez no brainer there..have a good day