The other day i....

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  1. FreshDacre

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    popped a beer bottle open with my lighter and it flew directly into my eye full speed. Bulls eye!! LOL
     
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    itsallgood Senior Member

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    LOL your part of a club man
     
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  5. SpacemanSpiff

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    well at least you werent driving at the time :rolleyes:
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Jul 10, 2011
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    ......................................:smilielol5:
     
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    whats that supposed to mean?
     
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    i think it was good intentions all across :)
     
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    Today I tripped myself with my foot at work...how crazy is that lol
     
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    I wish it would have poked it out....
     
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  17. FreshDacre

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    why you jealous of my bad ass hawk eye like vision?? :p
     
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    yeah and disappointed over the loss of a viral video opportunity. ;/
     
    rambleON, Jul 10, 2011
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  21. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    One time I popped a bottle of Heineken open with my belt buckle and the shake cause the beer to explode right onto my crotch once the cap was off. I had to walk around for and hour or so looking like I had pissed myself.
     
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    One time I shat myself and walked around. I was at a party too. I took off my underware and threw them away after I washed my asshole.
     
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  25. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I hope you offered to pay for the carpet cleaners.
     
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    or tree service to get your britches out from in front the master bedroom window..
     
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    It stayed on my leg. I don't think any oozed on the floor at all. It was like pressurized squirts coming out. The undies soaked up most of it. It smelled bad.

    When I wiped my butt I wet the toilet paper and it turned a light brown color, almost tan. It reminded me of water colors for painting.

    The only offer I made was to ditch the Hershey squirts as soon as possible and go back to forgetting about this embarrassing moment.
     
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  31. SpacemanSpiff

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    sometimes if I crap in the bush I dont come home with socks

    fuck using leaves and branches..I need soft wipes
     
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  33. rambleON

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    A true man uses his hands.
     
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  35. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    A true man uses his wife's hands.
     
    lunarverse, Jul 11, 2011
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  37. itsallgood

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    what a thread
     
    itsallgood, Jul 12, 2011
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