I've decided to self-spank...

Letss just say i've been horrible.

I have a wooden spoon, a heavy hairbrush, and a spatula with holes in it.

How many of each should I do? Be VERY strict. Also, should I write lines or have corner time? Please help.

[ I wasn't sure where to post it]

 

sit in the corner and spank yourself..

 

what?

 

You should punish the hand you used to type this....


O, and don't be so hard on yourself, and violence never solved anything.

 

i think you're looking for the kink forum

 

I love this thread.

 

lol you should see if thers a club in your area ^^ , i found one in my area and it has all kinds of things, cages, restraints, and plenty of people with plenty of paddles looking to have plenty of fun with people just like us! ^^ lol

 

Someone keeps leaving footprints on my car, and the aerial antenna is all bent??..

 

You know there's a strip club in the Midwest with a drive though. I went there once and ordered a woman spanking herself and got a guy jerking off. They always fuck up you order at the drive through.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Good luck with that. I tried wanking-by-proxy once, in many ways it's a lot more fun.

 

You've been such a naughty little boy. I think what this calls for is a good, long, hard spanking in the face with a cricket bat until you bleed.

 

Well, to start with you can give yourslef a good heavy whack with each one in turn just for being a human being.

Then take whichever one hurt the most and giv yourself 5 whacks with that for posting in the wrong sub-forum.

Then take the one that hurt the least, go to the corner and adopt a position balanced on the back of your neck and shoulders with your bm in the air resting against the corner of the room and give yourself 10 good whacks for being silly.

Then write 30 times on blank piece of paper "I am human trash" before taking the medium spanking device and give yourself 20 whacks for wasting paper and ink.

Then report back to us.

 

Might be more fun if you spanked someone else!....;-D