Haiku thread

Post your Haikus!

Here's one I wrote today; I give Hipforums Inc. reuse rights only.

Without plan or path,
there's no destiny for me;
my future's empty.

 

Cheerio's floating,
Dancing around in my milk
No destination.

 

I can always stay
For the moment is pure play
The great unbanning

 

I have lots of socks
But I rarely put them on
Because its summer

 

The flames burn incessantly,
inviting the girl next to me,
it won't go out until i take a pee.

 

i can't count.

 

It always hits me
A little too late to stop
I have to pee bad

 

I speak the one truth
That blind people are ignorant
To the facts they hear

 

LOL epic fail.