Advice on great 'dirty talk' during sex

Was just wondering if there's any good way to talk dirty during sex. Any choice words that I should be saying to turn her even more on?

Right now I guess I say things that works for me but not for her. Things like 'I want to pull my cock out of your pussy and come in your sweet mouth'?

Any advice please?

 

so you just say things you've heard in porn? how does she respond to "i wanna ram my 8 inch monstercock into your gaping asshole, 18-year-old virgin bitch!"

 

Is that what your dad said to your mom when you were conceived?

 

yes and that bitch loved it

 

now your talking..... its the best sex you can have!!!!! if you get a talker girls???? keep him....

 

Just say what you're thinking, I talk a lot during sex, you have to do it to get better at it.

 

Thanks. But I guess that's the issue; things that come into my mind pretty much works for me but not for her. Please help!

 

no, that's what he said before the anal sex. hard to get conceived that way.

 

It depends on your flavour i guess. Personally the dirtier the better. My bf is very good at it . He ties me up with electrical tape and tells me to be a good girl. I'm quite petulant and impatient though- but he likes it. I'm like give me your come-Now, give it, Come here touch it, spit on it, yeah that's it, make me dirty, defile me, i'm gonna come all over your face ect, stuff like that. I tell him when it's good and maintain eye contact. It's not just about talk but it helps if someone can tell you what's working with varacious finesse.

 

Has she told you why it doesn't work for her? Can i ask what it is that you say to her? Maybe i can offer a suggestion, like another way of wording things..

 

Stuff like:
"love to pull out my cock in your juicy pussy and come in your sweet mouth"
"your tits are gorgeous. Love to rub my cock on them"

 

Work on the grammar.

 

Dude, discussing the theory of relativity always works for me.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

I actually would appreciate that. Chuck in some psychology and I'll spread em.

 

How about the parallels between Eastern Mystical Philosophy and Sub atomic physics as discussed by Fritjoff Capra in his book "The Tao of Physics."

Stay Brown,
Rev J