that the posters here on the hipforums are so open minded. When I come to the forums I am greeted by rational thinkers, unbiased discussion, and freethinking people talking about jacking off anally to their sleeping sister while spying on their mom showering during which they are fingering a milf she male while their wife watches while playing with her tits and making pancakes. The people here are just different.. Free spirits who walk around barefoot, (or with no clothes at all!!) heterosexuals, homosexuals, bisexuals, trisexuals, metal-heads, meth-heads, dead-heads, dread-heads and air-heads. Intolerance will not be tolerated here. Hipforums is not a place of discrimination. The common enemy to the forums is without a doubt the pesky "conservative Christian". He lurks in the shadows, with him are his only friends; Ignorance, bigotry, hate, close mindedness, irrational thought, homophobia and hypocrisy. The conservative Christian is a corporate cocksucker and evil to his core. This is something no one but us seems to understand, which leaves us the most rational option, to endlessly rant about what a close-minded bigot he is. However, it is indeed a great time for the forums and the world. The conservative Christian has begun to show his true colors. Why, only recently I was reading a thread about a terrorist attack in Norway. At first, everyone assumed it was just the Muslims up to their old tricks. Assuming the same myself, I rolled my eyes and with an amused smile said, "Those Muslims... Rabble rousing yet again.". I began to respond with some sympathetic concern, asking for an update on the massacre of children that was taking place. Then I read an update saying the terrorist was white and blond. Offputting to say the least. A white terrorist? What the hell is going on? It was about then that... wait.. Could it be?? A REPUBLICAN?!???! ...my mouth began to water... ...And then I read it. The terrorist is a conservative Christian. "gods", I whispered. (I add the "S" cause' I'm progressive as fuck) Then the reality of the situation sunk in. Kids were being murdered in cold blood, and it was all because of... The grin washed over my face like a tsunami, I hardly noticed that I was furiously ejaculating. I blasted the song "We are the champions" (because I am not a homophobe) and danced around my room, jizzing all over everything... After that, a sense of peace came over me and I marveled in wonder.. It was as if the universe was smiling down on me.. A Conservative Christian had killed a camp load of kids. Having noticed that my ejaculation had slowed quite a bit, I quickly jumped back to my computer and began typing. The excitement of the situation prompted some of the most open minded shit you ever heard. "I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN!! IT'S THE CRUSADES ALL OVER AGAIN!" "WHY DO WE STAND FOR THIS CONSISTANT ABUSE FROM THE CONSERVATIVES??!!?!" Several other posters must have reacted the same way I did, because it seemed as if everyone in the thread had joined in the fun! One poster suggested we send all the conservatives to Guantanamo. How did we not think of that before? I mean, I guess if you want to be a dick and say that profiling is bad, you can. But that just makes you a pussy sympathizer. But think about it, it's not a race we hate, just a philosophy. Brown people can't help it that they're brown, but those god damn, motherfucking, child-killing, fascist pigs are all alike. They're terrorists with bigoted unacceptable opinions and beliefs that should really just not be allowed. And another thing... ...hold up, I'm gonna go smoke a joint and bask in my self righteousness for a while. Brb.
I definitely agree with you about hipforums being a free-thinking, open your fucking mind with a crowbar and shit on your beliefs forum. We are all(mostly) compassionate about our interests and the beliefs and opinions of others. Alas, we aren't afraid to speak out against those who seem to be ignorant or disrespectful. Yet when it comes to the fact that many were murdered for one person's extremists views, I don't care what they believed in. I think most of us can rationally agree that killing people is morally wrong, no matter what greater purpose there seems to be. I am not concerned with their religion, I am concerned with the reasons why, and concerned with the families and friends who had someone ripped out of their lives. From the sensationalism in the news these days, I really do not care to read the gossip on the man until I hear his testimonies. It almost feels like another "perfect mistake" to seperate a radical group from the "norms" of society.
Yea we are all pretty badass. Some of us are crazy, weird, clever and funny. It all works out in the end. Some how i think it has to do with all the purple, its like a haze, and we are hooked on the purple haze. =)
On you speaking of the crusades, the newest headlines on Bing read "Norwegian was on his own Crusade".
Really, this thread isn't only directed at hipforums. Just this subject in general. It feels like a new stereotype for conservatives has just been created. Though conservatives can be irritating, it's ridiculous to assert that they are all terrorists. (even though yes, there was a terrorist attack by one of them). Certain liberals are just jumping at the opportunity to turn the public opinion against conservatives. I think using the killing spree of a maniac for personal gain is kind of pathetic, that's all. You may all carry on with your evening.
