The Shampoo Conspiracy.

Discussion in 'Conspiracy' started by Death, Jun 18, 2011.

  1. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    Ever notice how on every bottle of shampoo, it says "repeat"?

    If you could potentially double your sales just by printing one word on a bottle, wouldn't you? It's just the shampoo companys trying to get you to use twice as much shampoo, therefore spending twice as much money.

    Just wash your hair good the first time, you'll be allright.
     
  2. Duck

    Duck quack. Lifetime Supporter

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    Has anyone here ever repeated?
     
  3. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    my wife repeats. i scold her every time too.

    I have repeated, but only if i had like motor oil or some bullshit in my hair.
     
  4. dutchblood87

    dutchblood87 Member

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    the don't really make much dough off me....i go for whatever is on sale....i never use the same shit twice in a row
     
  5. McLeodGanja

    McLeodGanja Banned

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    Or just use warm water.
     
  6. easygoing

    easygoing conservative jerk

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    No, I've never repeated. I used shampoo one time and never used it again.:afro:
     
  7. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    i repeat...you stinky fucks...what of it?
     
  8. ASage

    ASage Member

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    Oh, you shampoo label conformist, you.... :)

    I am the anti-repeat!
     
  9. Ben Wah Balls

    Ben Wah Balls Member

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    The only things I repeat are dick strokes and joint tokes
     
  10. Flare88

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    I don't think I've EVER read the instructions on shampoo. I feel like it's pretty straight-forward. lol....maybe I should start reading. I'm going to try a new shampoo and who knows it might read, "Do not use. Will burn hair. Repeat."
     
  11. Craddical

    Craddical Guest

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    hahaha this is funny
     
  12. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    its for real.

    now i heard a geico commercial with some dude on the phone asking how many times he should repeat
     
  13. Lodog

    Lodog Senior Member

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    hah!I'll show em I just won't wash my hair.I'll just wash my hat in tide. I'd rather my head smelled like tide rather than pert+ anyday.
     
  14. infiltrayshun

    infiltrayshun Guest

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    unless you have extremely dirty hair...once is enough
     
  15. mckarkies

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    YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES HELL YEAH! OKAY! Greatest line ever. hahaha.
     
  16. mckarkies

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    I think the real conspiracy with shampoo is that it smells like food now. Now I get near a girl smelling like cinnamon rolls, and instead of talking to her I head to my grandma's for cookies.
     
  17. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    There's no conspiracy - just watch :2thumbsup:


    [ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5r40tSjej8&feature=player_embedded

    H
     
  18. Reality is BS

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    The conspiracy is that you think you need to use shampoo. I used if for years thinking dirty nasty homeless people were the only ones who didn't. One day I realized this was an unexamined belief that was programmed into me. I haven't used shampoo since. My scalp finally healed and my hair is as clean and healthy as it's ever been. Shampoo is one of those "needs" that is based on nothing but false belief.
     

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