Give me anal!

In short, my boyfriend cant be bothered enough with foreplay, so when weve tried it in the past he says I'm too tight and gives up! Now hes not even be interested.

Anyone have any ideas on how to get him interested??

 

Loosen it up with anal toy the one with the balls which get bigger as you insert them.

Tell him to fuck your anus when your having straight sex if this doesnt turn him on

find another guy.

Especially if he cant be bothered with foreplay whats that about.......

 

Strange, if my gf wanted anal i'd be well up for it every time, fortunately she often does

 

and cue dumping of boyfriend. seriously, you wanna let him fuck you up the ass but he can't be bothered to get you hot and bothered first? sounds like a loser who just wants a free ride down your chocolate highway. why bother such 'advanced' sex techniques on someone who can't even be bothered with the basics? and you have to TRY to get him interested? he doesn't even want the anal anymore? hun this doesn't sound like the best relationship lol. you need a man who pounces on you and makes your legs shake before he even takes his own pants off.

 

backdoorman incoming in 3, 2....

 

It's easy, baby. Break up with him and find a man who will. As you girls say, "The best way to get over a guy is to get under another one."

 

Dude, you must be psychotic! Errrrr.....Psychic. Either way you listen to the voices in your head.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

A republican died and met St. Pete at the pearly gates, and found out he had to go to hell. So He cried all the way down to hell, where the devil greeted him and consoled him. Devil said, " You're going to love it here. On Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays it's all the beer and whiskey you can drink. And on Tuesdays and Thursdays it's an all day orgy with really great drugs that will make you forget you're even here. But how do you feel about homo anal sex?" The republican screamed, " I hate the shit!" Devil said, "Well you're not gonna like Sundays then."

 

Dont be so receptive to his desires - Love making is the culmination of mutually appreciative emotional wants and needs - if this is not forthcoming then satisfaction for both parties will not be achieved
> I'm sure your allure will be an attraction for many others

 

Good gawd, no term sickens me more than "love making." Isn't this a term only women and pussywhipped men say?

How do you say in the feminist tone that you want to sodomize her, "I want to make anal love to you"? Fucking stupid.

 

Well, howlyourname, time to dump your BF and date me!! LOL I love giving anal and I'm a full service, enthusiastic, anal foreplay FREAK!! LMFAO!! ; )

 

Hey now, I'm the master and authority of anal, so I come before you. However, if she's butt-ugly, you can have her.

 

sounds like he doesn't care much about if you get off or not
seems self-centred; i'd ditch him

you should go for me i love anal and i love to give back too

 

Wait a minute. You have to work to get your guy interested in having anal sex with you? Most guys I've met couldn't wait, and it was a "no work required" type thing when it came to getting them in the mood for it.

That being said though - maybe it's just not his thing? There are men out there who just aren't into it, surprising as that may seem. If that's the case, then maybe you two can do anal play, and not the actual anal act? It's helpful to get a set of toys/plugs graduated in size, from small-ish, to medium, to larger. As you adjust to each size you can move up, and leaving one in place while you have vaginal sex, is very nice. I know you can get the sets like that on amazon for sure, and if you don't want to do that, a sex shop. But this would be a good way to introduce anal play into your sex life. Enjoy!

 

What's wrong with being a pussy whipped man? Personally, I would rather be pussy whipped than ass whipped. I will keep this in mind, since I am pussy whipped, to always refer to sex or fucking as "Making Love" and will find a picture of some wine and roses to post with it.

 

i wouldn't put my penis in a car exhaust.

 

Thanks for your helpful post!
It's definitely something that he's interested in, he is the one that planted the seed afterall. I should clarify that when I say he cant be bothered with foreplay, I more mean he isn't willing to get me relaxed enough, so quits cause he says I'm too tight. Not true since I've been able to fuck myself with a bigger than average dildo(which felt fucking amazing!), but I've even given up on that. I try meeting him half way, using butt plugs and plenty of lube but he says its still too tight. Has any guy thought that before??

 

Whatever it takes to get laid with a female liberalist whore, right? Been there, done that. Haven't heard that liberal rhetoric since my days at Cal.

 

Dude were you dropped on your head as a child?

You come to a Hippie Website (Hipforums used to be Hippie.com). Act like a total asshole and insult the liberal hippies that have been here longer than you. Do you sit in non smoking sections and light up cigarettes? Do you walk into churches and scream at the top of your lungs "If you believe in God you are a fucking moron!" or "Jesus is a Fucking ****!"?

Like I said try your shit on Puckerup.com and see what kind of response you get and that would be from people who make you look like an anal amature.

If you want a fight motherfucker let me check half my brain so it will be a fair fight.

Stay Brown,
Rev J