Who'd win in a fight?

George clooney or wayne rooney?
Margaret thatcher or terri hatcher?
Miss marple or ena sharples?
Mr T or Ali G?
Mary whitehouse or amy winehouse?
Lady ga ga or ali ba ba?
Nelson munz or kirsten dunst?
Little boy blue or the little old lady that lives in a shoe?

Give reasons for your decisions and also come up with a few combos yourself.

I play this game in work. It passes the time nicely.

 

How about Bruce Lee vs Moby? Or does it have to rhyme?

 

Rhyming gives it comedy value. Also if theyre totally mismatched you can have fun trying to figure out ways to make it so the underdog wins.

Moby would win cos hed chill bruce out to the max with his tunes. Once bruce is in his bean bag relaxing. Moby would sneak up on him and head butt him into submission with his shiny bald head.

 

Ali ba ba had 40 thieves on his side to shut her up once and for all.

The old woman who lived in a shoe would win against little boy blue for sure! She was a woman trying to provide for all those children, bringing them up, doing the best she could whilst maintaining a well run orderly shoe!! she sounds like a very resourceful bird to me!

Ok mine are harry potter or derek trotter


Simon cowl or enoch powell

Lucy liu or jimmy choo

 

If voldermort cant kill harry potter then i doubt delboy could. But if harry left his nimbus 2000 at home then delboy could throw him from the roof of mandela house and that would be cushty.

 

I thought you were going to say that Moby would win because Bruce Lee is dead.

 

Doesnt matter if theyre dead.

Uri geller or rockafella

 

Chuck Norris or your local florist?

Jean-Claude Van Damme or Uncle Sam?

Charlie Sheen or Mr. Bean?

 

Chuck Norris or your local florist? My local florist cos he can summon up flower power and unbeknown to most people is the fact that chucks achilles heel is his hay fever.

Jean-Claude Van Damme or Uncle Sam? Apparently this fight is going on as speak and its a tie up to now. (i hope van damme wins though cos i loved his cheesey 80s films when i was younger).

Charlie Sheen or Mr. Bean? Charlie sheens a winner and is always boasting about how hes winning etc but mr bean usually comes through ok in the end. Id expect mr bean to get his arse kicked all over at first. But then bean would steal victory by some quirky outrageous good fortune related to his zip on his flys and that teddy he has knocking about with him.

Liza minelli or gino ginelli

 

Terence trent darby vs ken and barbie.

 

Terence trent darby why? I dont feel that either ken or barbie would be the fighting type and believe me as a child i spent alot of time with both of them. Did i just admit that publicly? Whoops.


Terence mckenna or arton senna?

 

the bfg vs. the green giant (ho ho ho) should challenge each other to chess on one of those large novelty chess boards.

 

the bfg vs. the green giant. The green giant eats his greens so i imagine hes pretty healthy But then again the bfg eats snozzcumbers which taste foul but i bet there packed with vitamins and iron otherwise he wouldnt bother, so on those counts i think theyre equal. The green giant looks pretty hard but i reckon hes one of those metrosexuals cos im sure i saw him once with one of those man bags and im sure he wears eye liner. The bfg by name is friendly but that might just be a ruse and really hes a border line psychopath. Im going to go with the bfg. My only reason for that is cos he could knock the green giant down with a giant fart. Then again the green giant might like the smell of it. Hmmmmm, its a tough one.

Eddie the eagle edwards vs jedward

 

Oh right. Sorry, i forgot about the chess angle you threw in there. Doubt the green giant plays chess. He looks more like a rugby lad to me.

 

Worzel gummidge vs charles babbage.

 

Youve broken your own rule the last ones dont rhyme! Hows about
Dawn french and judy dench.

 

Dawn French wins through sheer weight advantage, Dame Judy isn't as fast as she used to be so she can't scurry out of the way of the stampeding elephant seal-esque French.

BFG... Such fond memories of that film, haven't seen it in about 15 years! The cloak and the sparkly dust... I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that that film was full of anti-illuminati symbolism. Could be confused, though.

Babbage would calculate the correct amount of force to apply to his adjustable wrench and then pound Gummage's soft skull into pieces. Gummage would attempt to fight back by raising his spade high in the air then driving it deep into the earth and turning over a wad of soil, ready for planting.

Eddie the eagle would come off a ski-jump and ram a ski in each face of Jedward, the judges would give him a standing ovation and award him a perfect ten, Jedward would stagger backwards 400m before collapsing, giving eddie a 600m jump and thus Eddie would become the greatest ski jumper in history.

Lyndsey Lohan or Hulk Ho-gan?

Bullet for my valentine or Duncan Banentyne?

 

How about;
James Dean vs Mr Sheen
and then,
Jackie Chan v an old man

 

wasn't there a programme called celebrity death match a few years ago?

 

Joshua tree vs. Voodooste