today i wondered why the hell i keep putting myself through the same repeatitive cycles of utter twatism.
Today: Why am I not tired? Why can't I go back to sleep for a few hours? Why do I want mac and cheese at 9 AM Why are my puppies going NUTS right now!? What does the world look like through my dog's eyes? lol
Im wondering ,wondering who"s kissing you . Im wondering wondering iff your wondering to . {Hank Williams}
Today i wondered if it was a good idea to fill the bath with that juice out of glo sticks. Then get in the bath and coat myself in it. Then put on a ginger perm wig, some bright white trainers and nothing else. Then go to my nearest yates's wine bar and dubstep wildly in front of a giant mirror whilst periodically congratulating myself on how im a man before my time, and that in decades to come ill be regarded as a pioneer in the fashion world. I then wondered if like most of histories prodigies would i die alone with no recognition whatsoever and i came to the conclusion that yeah, i probably would. .......... Sorry im a little drunk. But yeah, i did wonder something like this. Not exactly though.
If it ever happened id like to see pictures myself and also see it in bullet time like on those matrix movies. I think in 3d it would be alright too, but i tend to get a headache when i watch 3d movies so im willing to skip that. Id also like it if banksy stencilled my image on the side of the houses of parliament in neon paint. That cameron dude would have kittens! Id adopt one. I love kittens.
Today i wondered if pigs really do fly how come i havent seen one? I wondered why snoop dog was called snoop dog I wondered wtf?
Probably in a freezer at tesco . And all your kids in an egg box on the shelf opposite next to the Long Life milk
