bumped into an old mate other day his name is PARSLEY MAC RELL who is a friend of MR SAR DINE who is allso a friend of MR TUNA FLAKES funny thing is that their all going to the same PLAICE for a holiday .............FISHGUARD.
I dont like fishing with a rod cos its boring and you need too much stuff. The best kind of fishing is when you go treading. You wait till the tides out at tne estuary of a big river, then you get balls deep in the river with no shoes on and slowly walk about. Eventually you,ll stand on a flounder. When that happens, you apply some pressure so it cant swim off and then you reach down and pick it up and sling it on the river bank. If you dont apply enough pressure the little bugger swims free, swims in a straight line for about twenty feet and then doubles back and rams you right in the shin! It cuts your shin to bits cos its fins are dead sharp. Anyway, once caught you can fry it in a bit of butter and it tastes.......alright. Me and my mates caught loads one summer and went round the village and sold them for a quid each. We got enough for forty fags and loads of white lightening cider that day. We also had fish! Good times.
you think? i would like to do more fishing... did it years and years ago... found it very relaxing too...
