Name your genitals

It is always interesting to hear what names people give to their own genitals.

Guys... What name have you given to your dick
Girls... What do you call your pussy and or tits?

Also... what names have other people given to your privates?

Mine is called Goliath of course!!!

 

i do not have a name for my dick...i refer to it as ''my pecker''because pecker is a funny word...wouldnt you agree peckerhead?

 

"Stanley. You know like the power drill," Andrew "Dice" Clay.

Stay Brown,
Rev J

 

Why does it need a name? I've never had to call to it, or claim it as a dependent, and if I gave it a name other people wouldn't know it if I used it to refer to it like "Hey, see that girl, she made out with Chumbawumba!" and then they would be like "what?" and then you would have to explain, and by that time you might as well have just said "my penis" instead of the name.

 

You could name it woody and talk about how woody is great at riding and woody has a great personality, when you finally bring the girl home you will pop in the movie toy story.

 

My dick:

a)The bard of avon.

b) The admiral of the narrow seas

c) The durge to the seven semen seas.

d)The apple dumpling shop

e) The academy

f) The fish pond

Let me know if you would like to know the other names that I give to it.

 

I've named my left nad Microsoft and my right one Apple Inc.

Cos they never stop making junk


Barumpt - tish, thankyou I'm here all week, try the veal

 

No name. I'm not ashamed to call it a cock.

 

But then you will find out that she has a vibrator named buzz, and woody will be afraid that he's not her favorite toy anymore, buzz has so many cool electronic features, but in the end she'll realize that the most fun is when she plays with woody and buzz at the same time.

 

I just refer to my cock as if he were independent of me, talking about him as a separate person.

 

no.

 

Moe (RN), Larry(LN), Shemp(Cock) and Curly hair.. Oh a wise guy.. yuk yuk yuk..

 

I call my pussy loads of things, here are my personal favourites;

England - because it's always wet.
Gilette - because it's the best a man can get.
KFC - because it's finger lickin' good.

 

Secret, because it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

 

Johnny depth

 

Cheetara

 

I just usually call it a donker or a wiener

 

Batman

 

Does it make up for lack of power with cleverness and gadgets?

 

pipe down robin :mickey: