Give Me Anal Or Give Me Death!

Discussion in 'Oral Sex' started by The Backdoor Man, Jul 28, 2011.

  1. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    I sometimes wonder if Patrick Henry felt this way, too. Likely so, as we can assume that anal sex was very taboo back in the 18th Century. Anal sex is a modern craze, that people fifty years ago never spoke about it. Nowadays it is accepted.

    How many of you guys feel that you can't live without anal?
     
  2. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Bang!

    Stay Brown,
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  3. dmorris

    dmorris Member

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    I love it. But I can live without it. Though it wouldn't be as satisfying. Last girlfriend I dated would NOT try it..and I respected that..I won't push my SO into something they dont' want to do. And the "normal" sex was really good...but there was always that "need" of mine that just never got satiated. And was disappointing in that light.

    But not able to live without it? I seriously doubt not getting it would completely ruin it for anyone...leave you wanting sure..but be ruinous? eh, who knows.
     
  4. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    Anal is mandatory in my book. No anal means no marriage proposal. No way in hell will I marry a girl if she won't open her asshole for me.

    Anyone else here shares my sentiment?
     
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    youngNcute1 Member

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  6. assfuckerextrodinare

    assfuckerextrodinare Guest

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    dude hell yeah you know he felt that way, what man on this earth can resist when a inshape girl bends over and her asshole is just staring at you, inviting you, begging you, teasing you with its tightness, a hott girl that does anal is a goddess among mere mortals. I dont know what it is but there is something magical about a womans asshole it is so hott and seductive there is no way any man can resist its call.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i'm sure anal has been around for a long long time.
     
  8. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Looks like Beavis has finally met Butthead.

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  9. serena3

    serena3 Member

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    I could live without it but my boyfriend would probably say he couldn't
     
  10. Dejavu

    Dejavu Until the great unbanning

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    Title of this thread made me lol.
     
  11. lunarverse

    lunarverse The Living End

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    I usually let women's assholes go to voicemail.


    Me too. Best thread title ever.
     
  12. scratcho

    scratcho Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Guess I'm lacking in character-just never felt the urge to put my stick in shit. Woe is me.
     
  13. The Backdoor Man

    The Backdoor Man Banned

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    Anal sex is extremely uplifting, literally speaking. If an old man is dying on his deathbed, if there is any reason to keep him alive for another day all you have to do is get a sexy anal whore to whisper in his ear that she needs his hard cock in her ass and he will certainly live another day. Fuck, we could even keep Patrick Henry alive with this method--that fucker would be 275 years old today!
     
  14. assfuckerextrodinare

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    the backdoorman gives me hope for men, A man who can not be whipped by some vagina
     
  15. I am Rooney

    I am Rooney Visitor

    Back door mans long lost family member ^^^ :D
     
  16. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Probably backdoor man. I hope so they can ban him for this.

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  17. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    Wow! Beavis likes Butthead! Go figure!

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  18. The Backdoor Man

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    Time to revive this thread since the other one has been revived also.

    Who can't live without anal sex? Can you guys imagine a life without anal sex?
     
  19. Bonkai

    Bonkai Later guys

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    Wow, i guess im really missing out. Anal is only 'ok' in my eyes, it's nice and all but it's really really tight and massaging the head in takes so much work. It much more fun just sucking lady taint, just saying.
     
  20. Invisible Soul

    Invisible Soul Burning Angel

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    This guy can't be for real, surely... :\ lol Troll perhaps?

    *Gives death* Happy now? ;)
     

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