Your pick up line is?...

Me stoop to your level? I don't think so!

 

You're coming with me!

 

I want to see if you look as good in the morning light as you do right now.

 

You're not in my league Toots-but I'm feeling generous.

 

You,me,handcuffs,whipped cream...any questions?

 

I just tell 'em their hair is curly whirly and ask 'em if they need a ride.

 

cancel the central heatin' babe,cos i got enough passion ta keep us both warm all winter long... ha! ha!

 

fomcroflmao best one yet!!!!!!!

Hello my dear, would you like to come back to my parents' house with me? They'll be asleep but we can play charades because that's a nice quiet game. Oh- where are you going? Come back!

 

i feel like such a cheat bein' a born natural ha! ha!thats not the heat a the sun your feelin' babe,thats my burnin' desire ha! ha!parents,turn off your hearing aids.ha! ha!

 

You're killing me, man!!!!!

I'm pleased to see you and I've got a torch in my pocket. What, can't I be both?

 

no sweat man!an there was me thinkin' my rifle would scare ya off! ha! ha!an if ya get scared when the lights go out,ya can always use your torch.ha! ha!

 

i like your lip glossolalia...

 

hm feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me ON?

 

eeee i like this one LOL

 

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor...so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

 

when are ya goin' ta fall for me again? ha! ha!

 

Wallflower, wallflower
Won't you dance with me?
I'm sad and lonely too.

Wallflower, wallflower
Won't you dance with me?
I'm fallin' in love with you.

Just like you I'm wondrin' what I'm doin' here.
Just like you I'm wondrin' what's goin' on.

Wallflower, wallflower
Won't you dance with me?
The night will soon be gone.

I have seen you standing in the smoky haze
And I know that you're gonna be mine one of these days,
Mine alone.

Wallflower, wallflower
Take a chance on me.
Please let me ride you home.

 

thats a lovely poem brother. keep writing.

 

hey baby, I post on hipforums frequently

 

wheres the private room thread. ha! ha!