OK, I'm a little freaked out...and I'm normally a pretty calm guy. After 10+ years of marriage, I'm getting divorced. A few days ago, my ex and I were text-fighting and she told me one of the things she hated about our sex life (which sucked cause she hardly ever wanted to do it) was my dick. She says "and your dick is too big". I said "yeah sure" (cause what guy would consider that an insult). She replies "not fun for blow jobs". So I just said "wtf ever." So I got to thinking about it and started looking around on the net. I found something that said "can you fit your dick in a toilet paper roll?" I never thought about it. So I go check, and i can't, it's too narrow. Then I read on and lots of guys are saying they can and anyone who can't must be Ron Jeremy or something. Then a girl chimed in, "yeah that's big. Try sticking a toilet paper roll in your mouth sometime." Okay, so no one else was home. So I tried it. And yeah, I see what she means. Well, I love getting a blow job. I mean, I LOVE IT. So I start thinking, "what if every girl I meet thinks it's too big for that." I was talking to the ex today and I said, "what you said the other night, were you serious?" "Yeah, I was serious." So then I start REALLY worrying about it. I haven't been with a whole lot of girls, and I start trying to remember what was their reaction when they first saw it. I know the first one was a little freaked out, but I was 18 and she was 16, and I'm pretty sure it was the first hard dick she'd ever seen. The first time the ex touched it she gave me head and we did it vaginally too, and she mentioned several times that it was big, but I thought she was exaggerating. The other ones said something like "wow" when they first touched it, but I just figured that was what girls say. Kind of like an ego boost, like when a girl is embarrassed cause her tits are small, and you say, "no they're not," even if they are. I mean, you're going to say something nice about them, right? So ladies: Do you think a toilet paper roll size penis is a: average, b: big, or c: too big? And also: Do you think there's such a thing as too big? I always thought bigger was better, as long as it wasn't horse sized or something. I'm not trying to get yall to tell me my dick is big...I want you to be honest.
I cant fit in no toilet paper roll.. Soft sure.. But get it hard and its like the Hulk busting out that thing..
She is now your Ex. New rules. Don't text fight, phone fight, or fight. Anything about you is now open for discussion and compliments will be few. Move on.
Even better, find an anal whore who has a wide, gaping asshole so you can fit it in there and wedge in a dildo or even another cock. If you can shove in both your fists, you've got a keeper for life! Give your life savings to marry such a girl.
Hehe.. I did the same thing, but with a dildo my girl friend got. It's pretty tough to get that thing in your mouth without scraping your teeth on it, which is kind of what I'm feeling sometimes when she does it. Turns out the size of that thing is about the same as my size hard.
ok first of all if this is true (and i doubt it is) just some kid trying too brag about his cock size on the net. that the impression i get. dude i can not fit my member in a toilet paper roll either.
After you ignore the fighting, because at this stage...who cares, find someone with enough imagination to enjoy it.
OK. Honestly the best blowjobs I've had are ones where only the tip got sucked anyway. That is where the most nerves are so what if you don't get deep throated. Stay Brown, Rev J
