Sex! Glorious Sex!

My hand slid down his back and began clawing out of desperate want and need. It was not intense desire so much as an impulse that was mounting. My mind was not in my head, but expanded along the whole length of my body. A warmth that had begun in my cheeks was pouring into every part, down to the toes, and was beginning to burn with both dread and anticipation. I wanted it so bad, I could see stars even through tightly clenched eyelids. Ten fingers ran down my back, and the whole of my being shuddered. Something in my pants was wet. I was too hot to be disgusted by my own body, and too focused on giving tribute to the rising horseman. We both screamed, and the beast reared onto its hind legs and boxed its airborn hooves.


I'm just trying to see how many responses I can get by posting something mildly erotic.

 

one hidden response..

I came before the people below me..

 

You forgot to take into account the mouse-hover effect, ie, we can read the first few words of a topic without actually clicking on it.

This thread would have been far more interesting if you had relayed a story of a glorious sexual encounter. There's still time to edit...

 

is this a story about some guy drowning you in a hot tub?

 

I'm so glad you weren't serious, for a second there I thought you were the biggest twat the world has ever known.

 

me no like

 

How does that work?

 

So wait...are you fucking the horse? Or fucking on the horse? Or having some kinky threesome involving the horse? WHERE DOES THE HORSE COME IN?

 

do what?.. :leaving:

 

Jimmy, It's Called "Premature Ejaculation"...



Cheers Glen.

 

Girl did u just fuck a horse? Mmmm mmmm that barn yard shit is dangerous

 

The OP Said She F**ked A "HORSEMAN", NOT His Horse....

Some Days GLEN Despairs Of You Young Man..*deep sigh*..



Cheers Glen.

 

I didn't take it so literal I thought the horse had become her man

 

quit horsing around.

 

i'm mostly concerned about the fish he put down your pants.

 

Just because it smells fishy doesn't automatically mean there's a fish down there.

 

my goodness, the interesting responses I get.

 

Incidentally, horseman is a metaphore for sexual arousal, you poetic suckers, you.

 

I still think she fucked a horse shits nasty

 

no it's not.