Ban the poster before you

A general ban on everyone who doesn't believe my real name is Englebert Humperdink.

Banned for playing with myself.

 

banned for sheering your legs and knitting a sweater with it

 

Banned for thinking a straight guy would knit.

 

Banned for using the word 'straight' in his post.

 

banned for being FAR too mesmerisingly wonderful to be a mere human!

 

banning humperdink for anti knitting comment!

 

Banned for having a signature that made me sit here unnecessarily for 1 minutes to read it all

 

Banned for speed reading.

 

banned for banning a newcomer right after his first post.... meany!

 

Banned for being nice and only calling me a meany when I am in fact a psychotic sociopath.

 

banned for delusions of grandeur

 

banned for returning when you have quite clearly been banned!

 

Banned for constantly posting a signature pic that gives me an erection.

 

banned for giving psychotic sociopaths a bad name...

 

BANNED:- For Being So Careless As To Misplace Her Virginity.....

The Good News Is She Has Since Found It Behind The Fridge....



Cheers Glen.

 

banned for holding fosters hostage

 

banned for playing Three Blind Mice on the recorder,complete with bum notes.

 

Banned for being tone deaf and pretending you are Ray Charles.

 

Banned for being at work on a Saturday and not being stoned. Double banned for planning to mow the yard this afternoon. Triple banned for being at work on a Saturday and playing with myself.

 

BANNED:- For Being A "Humperdick"....



Cheers Glen.