Chattering chimps churn cheese...

Good job TNS. Just don't eat the food!

 

There are steroids in mcds food.. Look at all them big girls that work there..

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Thanks man, and I think I'm allowed to eat the food. lol When I start getting paid, I'll be going in to work stoned as shit and filling my belly with free McNuggets. lol

 

Mmmm......steak, green beans, mashed taters, and Steel Reserve:drool5:

 

broke a bone in my foot today... didn't get any neat painkillers, and i left the hospital limping and hobbling.. they wouldn't even spare a single crutch... animals

every nurse i encountered was cold as ice... even the one who let me use her cellphone told me that i had to walk around the other side of their desk to get it, and walking aint easy when you have a busted foot

entertaining myself with the complimentary wheelchair (that i had to ask for) during my stay in the waiting room was met with disapproving glances from the nurses..

i kinda feel like an ungrateful dick complaining about my hospital stay, but this is (north) america, and if i can buy a buttplug, a garden hose, and a pinball machine at the same store at 3 in the morning, then i should be skipping out of the hospital.

oh well i will try to enjoy my 3, probably no more than 4 days off of work..

 

My electricity went out for some reason. It was off for a good two minutes and I when I went to go check the refrigerator, the second I opened the door all the power came back. That was a trippy experience.

 

you have the power ~

that taste will never leave my mouth :tongue:

 

I keep telling him Steel Reserve tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody's throwing up. TopNotch never listens to me though.

He's like "OK LOL"

 

hahaha excellent way of describing it

 

that's nasty and funny at the same time.. kinda like clown scat porn..

 

the visuals....

 

i'm in colorado going to sleep in a camper in my sister's driveway.
awesome
the stars look great out here and kittens are fun

i only wish i didn't have regret in the back of my mind about yesterday...if i get another chance with this girl i'm very lucky. i don't know why she has allowed me so many

 

I don't feel like searching your problem purp. Give me the lo down.

 

ha this made me happy

for some reason im wide awake at 5am 0_0

 

most women my age are married

or

they have a very compelling reason why they are not


i stole this off a radio show

 

borrow a car


come and get'em

 

Got any nearby cow pastures, with friendly farmers?

Then stop by a university (with like 3 examples, not your whole sack) and ask a botany/mycology professor if they can identify this mushroom you want to stir-fry.

 

fuckin hell Burst Generator by the Chemical Brothers is an imense piece of music!
Sounds like satellites partyin above the earths atmosphere.
listen to it if you can!

 

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