random facts about you XXXV

jen...you need a dependable dealer

 

i still can't go to the gym..

 

blue army!!! :hurray:

 

is that a soccer thing?

 

what's soccer???

 

I have a b-day party to go too in a hour. don't really want to go

 

People laughed at my accent today :toetap05:

 

assholes! :2thumbsup:

 

no, she said accent, not asshole... :leaving:

i think i have cystitis.... really bad... i'm in so much pain... must've been that 63% rum i had the other day... there's nothing else for it but to down some codeine till i can get m'herbs... it's so bad, i might even need to visit the doc for some antibiotics... a rare occurrence for me...

 

sorry Tipsy, just messin' with you... i LOVE the scottish accent... m'nan was Scots... just ignore them... :sunny:

 

theres one born everyday:rockon:

 

RF: I have a splitting headache, my neck is stiff as hell and my man is not here to take care of me.

 

more than one, surely!

 

Doughnut cheeseburger debuts at CNE[pic]

ground beef patty sandwiched between two glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts. For $8, the doughnut burger comes with American cheddar cheese, tomato and lettuce. An extra $2 will top off your sandwich with a fried egg and bacon.

 

i get off of probation in 2 months!

 

What you on probation for ??

 

one of my best friends is a probation worker, and a bloody good one at that...

 

So I'm waiting outside for my sister she was picking me up for this b-day party. And what do you know, a bird craps on my head. I didn't have time to take a shower didn't want to be late for this party. When I got their I washed my hands off and tried getting some of that bird crap off. I heard it’s good luck if a bird craps on your head?

 

yup, apparently it IS good luck :2thumbsup: i had the same once, not long ago actually.... i was just about to go into a Muse concert and a bird crapped right on me... but like you say it is lucky and i'm not dead yet!... :sunny:

p.s. i think they say it's lucky, just to make us feel better about the fact that we were just crapped on

 

its not good luck...it a bad omen actually