To tell the truth number 4

Puggy's question- Sure, I was actually thinking of buying one a few months ago. Truckers still use them.

Meliai's question-

About 3 years ago I had a few guitars stolen from me, two of which were completely irreplaceable. I shed a tear or two over them. My guitars have always been like my babies.

Describe the worst date you've ever been on.

 

Worst date singular? Blimey,there've been loads of 'em,Loony.

The time I took a date home-and realised I'd been shagging her mum for 3 months.
The time my date insisted we went to the skating rink,then flailed around,punching some bloke in the nose by accident,and getting me into a huge all-out fight on ice.
The time I took a date for a ride on Kermit and she threw up all over my back.
Or-I've never let him forget it-the time my oppo 'Mick the Devil' and I pulled two chicks while on r&r in Capetown...and he discovered HIS chick had bollocks!
But the winner has to be the time Mick & I pulled some girls in a club in Durban,only to find some Portugese paras had decided they wanted them.
That caused a mass brawl of epic proportion,and at one point I grabbed a chair to smash it over the head of a para with a knife who was lunging at me...and went arse-over-tit backwards over it,landing in a heap,and consequently taking a right kicking.

Well, no-one told ME the fucking chairs were screwed to the floor!

[my love life fuckin' SUCKS!]




If you HAD to be either a musician or film star,which would you choose?

 

Musician, I like creating things, and I find it slightly more respectable. Plus, it seems they typically get less paparazzi and other unwanted attention.

If you could/had to completely erase one genre of music from existence, which would you choose?

 

I wouldn't want to be a film star per se, but I would rather do film than music for a couple of reasons. One, I love music and I love playing music but I'm not talented at all. Two, playing music requires a certain level of public self-expression that I'm not comfortable with. Musicians bare their hearts and souls on stage in front of a lot of people and I can't do that. But I was always into drama throughout school and I love the idea of acting and becoming a whole other character so I think I would rather be into film.

I would not want to be a star at all, be it a music or film star.

haha good one. I respect all genres of music but I would like to completely erase mass-produced, manufactured, soulless pop and/or country music.

Same question.

 

This 'House' stuff. I just don't get it.

If I wanted my ears to be assaulted by the same note repeated over and over while lights flashed I'd go sit in a steamship's boiler room. It'd be a lot more musical.

[trips over his beard & waves his walking-stick at the 'Yoof of today']


Hands up if you like pickled onions...

 

Yuk! Hate the little bastards!
Why do you like pickled onions?

 

I like the way you can smell my breath from a mile away so I never get lost

When was the last time you had an unsatisfactory run in with an authority figure. ( details aren't needed)

 

Short version-I got attacked while reversing a massive truck down a small lane and got sacked for not being polite to my attacker. Company thought I'd accept it as they're huge and I'm alone. Wrong. Case is being heard this September.


Ever unwrapped a present and had to hide your disappointment?

 

yes...both my kids suck at gift giving...actually...they do the giving part well...its the buying of the gift where they fuck up....but my most memorable disappointment was when i wasd about 10 i received a radio for xmas and so did my big brother...his radio had f.m. and mine was only an a.m....i was devastated...cried for an hour

have you ever hidden food instead of eating it so as not to insult someones cooking?

 

Went to have dinner and we ended up meeting with some of her 'friends', a table of two turned into a table of 14 and every person was obnoxious and i just wanted to be with her.

Musician as much as i do like a good film. Though music helps me everyday i'm alive, which is something films don't seem to be able to.

Country. Its all annoying, i've never been able to get into it and i can't think of a single song i've enjoyed.

Yea when they have been sealed and age properly.

Yes, but i can't remember the time or what it was.

Yeah, i did the ol classic give it to the dog under the table. I was very young and wouldn't be surprised if it was because of 'how the food looked'

Are you someone who puts deadbolts + more locks on every door in your house?

 

nope...my front door cannot be locked..its broken...i live in a safe town


ever pee in a pool

 

I think most people have,as a child.
Amitting it-ah,that's different.

Anyone have a collection they're proud of;stamps,cards,figurines,etc?

 

Comics.

Too bad most of them are illegally downloaded =/

Porn too. I have lots've that.

Also, rocks shaped into turtles =D

If you had to choose to make one animal extinct; which would it be?

 

[comics?righto,Duck-you are now this forum's official 'Sheridan']

The Honeybadger-coz who's going to tell it?


How many times in your life have you said "Right-that's the LAST time!"

 

What the hell's that mean? =S

A lot. Mostly referring to aforementioned porn.

Same question:
How many times in your life have you said "Right-that's the LAST time!"

 

Not so often actually!

What color are most of your clothes?

 

turquoise, green, white and brown..i like that color combination

ever gone streaking?

 

Nope

Have you ever hitch hiked a couple hundred miles before?

 

I usually don't bother. I know my will power a little too well for that. Except for smoking..pretty much everytime I have a cigarette I tell myself its the last time.

brown, black, white, with some reds and blues thrown in there for good measure.

I feel like I have but I can't remember exactly...which means I probably did after consuming massive amounts of alcohol and erasing all memory of it.

No but if I were a guy I would hitchhike all the time. Don't really feel safe doing it as a female...

When you were little and thought, "I want to be ____ when I grow up, " did you end up growing up to be what you wanted?

 

Sort of; minus the money.

Have you ever played a prank on someone that caused them physical harm?