Attention people....I AM officially Stoned

Lol

Hello everyone my name is STAN (hi stan) and i have.....a smoking problem..
I just ran out of weed! lmao... sorry had to tell that joke

i got a Q of white rhino and i know how to use it man lolol :sifone:

 

I had white rhino before. I was fucked up, me and my sister went to the store. I ate pretty much like a thanksgiving meal

 

LMFAO yeah i know the feeling hahahaha

 

I've been smoking Strawberry Cough tonight. I made a huge glass pan of three-layered Jell-O, and I want to slurp it through with a straw. The. Whole. Damn. Thing. It's A LOT of Jell-O, lol.

 

that is awesome! lolol man im at the moment on my second bag of family sized cheese puffs
and will then raid my fridge and leave no survivors! lmfao!!...

 

What makes it official? Some guy with a name tag come along and measure the THC content of your exhale? :rofl:

 

Ummm yeah!.. the THC fairy! dude havnt you ever heard of her? how could you NOT have heard of her??

she comes in and measures how high you are then she leaves a dime bag under your pillow
heh heh



a dime bag man what a rip off damn cheap assed fairy better leave more under my pillow tonight! lmao

 

But what if its some santa claus looking figure. Jerry Garcia perhaps?

 

wow that just fucked my mind... congrats!
lolololol