You know your a stoner when... >.<

you have a cough year round.

Thats how my parents can tell i smoke MJ

 

Aww there's nothing like working on a healthy smokers cough.

 

You know you’re a stoner when, you’re at a cook out and you ask your mom to please pass the mushrooms when you mean marshmallows. or when I'm trying to find my swim suite and my mom says you’re wearing it already :tongue:

 

you know you're a stoner when you have the perfect post for this thread, then when you get in here, you read the other posts first, then forget what you were gonna post in the first place.

 

when your to lazy to get bud out of your car thats parked right infront of your house

 

you know youre a stoner if you leave bud in your car to begin with

 

you know your a stoner If your favorite thing for breakfast is a bowl of Captain KUSH lmao

 

you know your a stoner when cant remember what too post.lol.

 

you know your a stoner when u find a random pipe in your bed and u realize its still loaded

 

You know your a stoner when your bongs get cleaned more often than your dishes

 

you know you're a stoner when you test postive for marijuana in a urinalasys test.

 

when you just watch youtubes looking for the funniest shit..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1qimg7HbUA"]Mario Kart in the streets of Paris - YouTube

 

you know your a stoner when....umm.... damnit ...uhh.... hmm.... i forget...wha what were we talking about?.... *puff puff*

 

You know you're a stoner when you repeat a joke for the 3rd time in a thread that's only 2 pages long yet.

 

You may be a stoner if you wrote a song about resin

 

you know your a stoner when, you eat a whole box of un cooked spaghetti

 

You know your a stoner when someone ask for a bowl
&you bring them your piece.

 

You know your a stoner/grower when you accidently drag fan leaves attachted to close from cleaning garden stoned so end up w/ someone walking in with a little fan leave sticking on the ground in plain sight -.- luckliy Only people who come threw my front door are very close friends/family who share similar intrests and laugh at me

 

You know you're a stoner if you really enjoy marijauana lol lal.

 

You know your a stoner when you take a look at your favorites list and almost everything you bookmarked on it is about weed.. lol