Talking to wife about fleshlight

Discussion in 'Love and Sex' started by johnnyshinta, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. johnnyshinta

    johnnyshinta Member

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    So I'm interested in getting a fleshlight and don't want to get in secret. Any tips for how to broach the subject with the Misses? Help from guys who have are married would be most appreciate.

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  2. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Not married but ... I don't know if a woman will appreciate the fact that you want to fuck a rubber pussy.

    Just thinking out loud ....
     
  3. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    giggles... sorry made me


    Honestly tho if ya really want to I would just ask her.
     
  4. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    she should at least appreciate the great lengths you took to run it by us first


    and she will likely be very happy to have you stop stickin it in her or very insulted...i highly doubt she will be receptive to holding it for you while you partake
     
  5. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Ask her if it would be ok to fuck a rubber pussy? Seriously?? :)

    I wouldn't know one good way to ask that question. Seriously.

    But then again .... that's just me.

    Whatever floats the boat. Seriously.
     
  6. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    Personally I wouldnt mind, as long as im not in competition with the sex toy, meaning as long as the guy doesn't end up thinking the toy is better than me. I doubt he would though.
    I find it normal that guys watch porn/masturbate even though they have a gf/wife. Trying to prevent them from doing so would be denying them a rather healthy habit, imho. Besides, it's still much better than if they cheated with another woman.
     
  7. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    if she has a dildo, this is a non-issue.
     
  8. Death

    Death Grim Reaper Lifetime Supporter

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    DAMMIT this was gonna be my post, basically word for word.
     
  9. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    I thought so. :D

    Seriously (again, I know) I just can't fathom these contraptions. You still have to use your hands to use them. Make sense? Meh....

    Sorry, just a little contrite today.
     
  10. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    what other reason do you think a man would use a rubber vagina other than he thinks his wifes vagina is just too disgusting...i have news for you...there is no other reason
     
  11. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    Yea, its a mystery to me too. Its not very exciting to look at either. But heh, i wouldn't know
     
  12. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    I know I see these thing too and wonder myself.


    I still say tho, if ya really want to try it out just ask her. Shes either gonna slap and be like WTF? or cool with it and want a new toy for herself.
     
  13. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Only one way to find out, huh? Tough luck. :D
     
  14. rollingalong

    rollingalong Banned

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    it would be funny as hell if the wife said yes providing she is allowed to use a strap on to fuck her husbands rubber vagina instead of his bum
     
  15. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    :smilielol5::rofl::smilielol5:


    That was good
     
  16. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    rubber to rubber rubbing... I probably lack porn-watching experience but i think u just invented a new type of 'sexual practice'.
     
  17. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    RUBBING!!

    The best way to get you off! :2thumbsup:


    this is too much ....
     
  18. Crayola

    Crayola =)

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    I just had to scroll back up to remember what the thread was originally about.
     
  19. GoofyGooberz

    GoofyGooberz Just Bitchy!!!!!!!!

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    Would Rubbing be better then Dry sex.........mmmmm?
     
  20. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    If only someone could explain this dry sex to me ....
     
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