Viagra Patent Will Expire Next March

Happy days...and nights...will become cheaper when the Viagra patent expires in March of 2012. It was the first of the famous erectile dysfunction drugs, the other being cialis and lavitra. When viagra goes off patent, within a few years generics will be available. Generics are cheaper than brand-names, and are typically just as good. Would you buy Sildenafil, which is the generic name for Viagra? Or are you just going to dance in the woods until nature helps you regrow your old stump?

 

My viagra wall clock will always be funnier than one named sildenafil.

 

I am already starting to get interesting responses.

 

Nah, I'm a bit old fashioned.

I had a nozzle inserted in my wang, and when I see a pretty girl, I break out the old air pump.

 

I remember in high school viagra pens were a coveted "cool" item.

 

I'll never need it.

 

Haa... I remember that.

By the way, i'm pretty sure all the "ron jeremy's trick revealed!" shit that the internet's full of is just sketchy illegal viagra analogues.

 

those are probably the ones that actually work (if you dont die)

i think most are just fish oil

not that i would know or anything

 

probably the most retarded backward headed thing humanity ever invented since warfare.