Who'd win in a fight?

"'tis a mere flesh wound"

 

Mr sheen would win because ive never seen him once crash that red plane of his that he flies about in on the adverts.

The old man would win jackie chan because jackie chans too much of a gentleman to beat up an old man.

 

Luke sky walker or murray walker.

 

David Cameron or James Cameron?

 

James Cameron would win because the crowd would get behind him and encourage him to murder David Cameron. He would be awarded a Nobel prize of some sort for killing him.

Al Capone or Sylvester Stallone?

 

Kenneth Stevens or Ian Taylor?

 

Basil Brush or Jennifer Rush?

 

Richard Dawkins or Justin Hawkins?

 

Dawkins would bore Hawkins so much by talking about evolution that he'd end up
strangling himself with his own guitar lead.