Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

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  1. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

    A brand new thread where you add your clever answer to this classic question.

    :2thumbsup:​
     
  2. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    He was running from Norbert the Narc.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
  3. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Who else would follow a chicken around?
     
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    to pick some purple berries..
     
  5. SunnyHappyVegan

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    To streak the passing drivers
     
  6. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    he was hallucinating that he was a chicken
     
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    because cannabis grows on the roadside..
     
  8. SpacemanSpiff

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    to cash the welfare check
     
  9. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    because his unpaid dealer was walkin' towards him.ha! ha!
     
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    how else do you get to Silicone Valley?...
     
  11. GLENGLEN

    GLENGLEN Banned

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    Because It Was Made Of "Yellow Bricks"...:sunny:



    Cheers Glen.
     
  12. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    To get to the other side where some guy had some spare change.
     
  13. Dressed_In_Sound

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    to get to the Phish concert
     
  14. Night_Owl

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    To help his fellow man.
     
  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    to get a better signal off some neighborhood blokes unsecure wi-fi


    YOU KNOW ITS TRUE !!!!
     
  16. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Somebody had slipped the Hippie some really good LSD and he though that he was a chicken and he was in an altered state where there is no other side, but they’re where a whole lot of bright sparkly pretty colors in that direction and the road kept floating up and down. WOW!
     
  17. SpacemanSpiff

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    because of THE MAN!!!...man..
     
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    To help the Native American pick up litter....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-FZsysQNw"]70's PSA Keep America Beautiful (Crying Indian) - YouTube
     
  19. skip

    skip Founder Administrator

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    To retrieve the Frisbee that Jesus just tossed him after they both dropped 500 mics of windowpane.

    He met Don Juan on the other side who fed him Datura. He stumbled around until he fell into a cowpie full of mushrooms.

    After finishing the shrooms he noticed he was no longer in this reality. He had finally crossed the "road"...

    And there off in the distance, waiting for him, was the Frisbee.

    To get the Frisbee he had to venture thru a dozen bardos with demons and monsters looking to devour his soul.

    He just flashed them all the peace sign and picked up the Frisbee.

    At least that's what he told Jesus when Jesus asked him, "Where the fuck were you?"
     
  20. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    to check to see if he'd already been there :sifone:
     

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