Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? A brand new thread where you add your clever answer to this classic question. :2thumbsup:
Somebody had slipped the Hippie some really good LSD and he though that he was a chicken and he was in an altered state where there is no other side, but they’re where a whole lot of bright sparkly pretty colors in that direction and the road kept floating up and down. WOW!
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To retrieve the Frisbee that Jesus just tossed him after they both dropped 500 mics of windowpane. He met Don Juan on the other side who fed him Datura. He stumbled around until he fell into a cowpie full of mushrooms. After finishing the shrooms he noticed he was no longer in this reality. He had finally crossed the "road"... And there off in the distance, waiting for him, was the Frisbee. To get the Frisbee he had to venture thru a dozen bardos with demons and monsters looking to devour his soul. He just flashed them all the peace sign and picked up the Frisbee. At least that's what he told Jesus when Jesus asked him, "Where the fuck were you?"