Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

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  1. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Why Did the Hippie Cross the Road? :)

    A brand new thread where you add your clever answer to this classic question.

    :2thumbsup:​
     
    Scorpio Kenny, Aug 17, 2011
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  3. Reverand JC

    Reverand JC Willy Fuckin' Wonka

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    He was running from Norbert the Narc.

    Stay Brown,
    Rev J
     
    Reverand JC, Aug 17, 2011
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  5. newo

    newo Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Who else would follow a chicken around?
     
    newo, Aug 17, 2011
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    to pick some purple berries..
     
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  9. SunnyHappyVegan

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    To streak the passing drivers
     
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  11. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    he was hallucinating that he was a chicken
     
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    because cannabis grows on the roadside..
     
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  15. SpacemanSpiff

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    to cash the welfare check
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 17, 2011
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  17. roamy

    roamy Senior Member

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    because his unpaid dealer was walkin' towards him.ha! ha!
     
    roamy, Aug 17, 2011
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    how else do you get to Silicone Valley?...
     
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  21. GLENGLEN

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    Because It Was Made Of "Yellow Bricks"...:sunny:



    Cheers Glen.
     
    GLENGLEN, Aug 17, 2011
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  23. newo

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    To get to the other side where some guy had some spare change.
     
    newo, Aug 17, 2011
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  25. Dressed_In_Sound

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    to get to the Phish concert
     
    Dressed_In_Sound, Aug 17, 2011
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    To help his fellow man.
     
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  29. SpacemanSpiff

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    to get a better signal off some neighborhood blokes unsecure wi-fi


    YOU KNOW ITS TRUE !!!!
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 17, 2011
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  31. Scorpio Kenny

    Scorpio Kenny Church of the Good Earth - ArchBishop

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    Somebody had slipped the Hippie some really good LSD and he though that he was a chicken and he was in an altered state where there is no other side, but they’re where a whole lot of bright sparkly pretty colors in that direction and the road kept floating up and down. WOW!
     
    Scorpio Kenny, Aug 18, 2011
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  33. SpacemanSpiff

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    because of THE MAN!!!...man..
     
    SpacemanSpiff, Aug 18, 2011
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    To help the Native American pick up litter....

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R-FZsysQNw"]70's PSA Keep America Beautiful (Crying Indian) - YouTube
     
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  37. skip

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    To retrieve the Frisbee that Jesus just tossed him after they both dropped 500 mics of windowpane.

    He met Don Juan on the other side who fed him Datura. He stumbled around until he fell into a cowpie full of mushrooms.

    After finishing the shrooms he noticed he was no longer in this reality. He had finally crossed the "road"...

    And there off in the distance, waiting for him, was the Frisbee.

    To get the Frisbee he had to venture thru a dozen bardos with demons and monsters looking to devour his soul.

    He just flashed them all the peace sign and picked up the Frisbee.

    At least that's what he told Jesus when Jesus asked him, "Where the fuck were you?"
     
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  39. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    to check to see if he'd already been there :sifone:
     
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