The dreaded drug test.

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by Flying Freely, Aug 21, 2011.

  1. Flying Freely

    Flying Freely Member

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    Alright. In the past month I've smoked once. I smoked around 1.7-1.8. This was exactly 8 days ago. Since then I haven't smoked anything. I have a drug test coming up in 8 days. What do you guys think: will i pass or will i fail? If there's anything you guys can think of that would help my chances feel free to share.
     
  2. I am Rooney

    I am Rooney Visitor

    i think you should work out for the next 2 or 3 days to sweat a little thc out. if it will be 16 days since you last smoked and have a moderately fast metabolism you should be good
     
  3. Jennifer19

    Jennifer19 Senior Member

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    work your ass off and drink lots of water and don't smoke :)
     
  4. dizz36

    dizz36 Member

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    Go get some vitamins to clean out your system.
    Or drink lots of water & or crannberrie juicee.
    &working outs also good!
    Goood luckkk!
     
  5. Stonerstan

    Stonerstan Member

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    what she said only without all the extra ks and es though^
     
  6. kassus

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    Hey guys,
    I had to take a test for school so I did a search for passing a drug test on google. most of the search results I found said to drink a lot of water and eat mass quanities of vitamins. I did what they said and took my test. Evidentely, I drank too much water because when I handed my sample to the lady she told me it was diluted. I argued with her for a moment, which didn't work, asking her how it was diluted. The water in the toilet was blue. "Where did I get diluted water?"
    She was really nice when she told me to come back in three days and take the test over. It obviously wasn't her first rodeo. LOL... I was so freaked out I didn't know what to do.
    Back to google:( I kept reading about fake pee and after looking at fifty websites that sold the stuff, I called and talked to the lady on the phone. She assured me I wouldn't have a problem and after twenty minutes talking to her and asking her A LOT of questions, I bit the bullett and ordered a bottle. She sent it overnight and I got it!
    Still nervous about turning in a sample of the fake pee, I went in a saw the same lady. Man, my hands were shaking so bad I almost dropped the bottle in the bathroom. I squeezed the contact into the sample cup and handed it to the testing lady.
    She help the sample cup up and looked at it, smiled and said thank you. I PASSED BABY !!!!!
    The stuff I used is called Quick Fix and if you have ever thought about using the stuff, do!
    I was forkin amazed that fake urine actual passed my test. I've ordered quite a few of these little bottles of pass in the past two years.
    Check em out. www.nofeardetox.net
     
  7. Evil DrPorkchop

    Evil DrPorkchop Member

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    I heard drinking lots of cranberry juice works well
     
  8. wetsocks

    wetsocks there's no one driving

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    i don't know, but the day my employer tells me to get a drug test is the day i tell them to get the fuck out of my life
     
  9. Indy Hippy

    Indy Hippy Zen & Bearded

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    good thing I'm not employed
     
  10. schizo_aussie

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    8 days and you smoked 1.8grams im taking it as gee you gonna be borderline,factors depend on it staying in your system like if your a fat bastard its gonna store in your fat cells<pardon the pun> and stay longer /and whether your active or not,like mentioned water is good to "flush" but too much and you might not pass coz its a watered sample and some pathos claim it as a fail <flushing> also if you smoked hard months b4 your last little binge then even that could still be in your system 90 days counting down. good luck stoner
     

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