How to get fired...ABC style

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  1. Aerianne

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    Yank your boss's chain about anything and everything.
     
    Aerianne, Aug 9, 2011
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  3. TheGhost

    TheGhost Auuhhhhmm ...

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    Zap the boss and finally go on a much needed vacation.
     
    TheGhost, Aug 9, 2011
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  5. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    A - Arrange your boss's office IN A HORRID FASHION and scream at him telling him "THIS IS THE WAY YOU WILL HAVE YOUR OFFICE OR I WILL TELL YOUR BOSS ALL KINDS OF LIES ABOUT YOUR WIFE" Proceed to call his boss and begin telling him lies;laugh like a 2yo :D
     
    Dude111, Aug 10, 2011
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  7. The Earth

    The Earth Om Tare Tutare Ture Svaha

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    Bring your collection of used medical waste to work and leave needles in place that people are likely to be pricked
     
    The Earth, Aug 11, 2011
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  9. lillallyloukins

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    chav fits of a tuesday...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 12, 2011
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  11. scratcho

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    Dong out -dong in-dong out-dong in. Keep 'em guessing.
     
    scratcho, Aug 12, 2011
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  13. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    Evacuate the building by hitting the fire alarm every time the boss walks in the office
     
    Joshua Tree, Aug 12, 2011
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  15. originallymasked

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    Feel your bosses daughter up
     
    originallymasked, Aug 12, 2011
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  17. originallymasked

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    Get an erection, then go around slapping your fellow employees with it.
     
    originallymasked, Aug 12, 2011
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  19. scratcho

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    Help several homeless people into your boss's office when he's gone and tell them it's fine to crash there.
     
    scratcho, Aug 13, 2011
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  21. Joshua Tree

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    Interrogate your boss about his love life whilst shining a 400watt floodlight in his face and walking around in jackboots
     
    Joshua Tree, Aug 13, 2011
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  23. lillallyloukins

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    Kangaroo fetish discovered...




    sorry i forgot the J...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 13, 2011
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  25. Joshua Tree

    Joshua Tree Remain In Light

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    tut tut

    Jumble up all the numbers on his spreadsheet so he gets sent down for cooking the books
     
    Joshua Tree, Aug 13, 2011
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  27. The Imaginary Being

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    lick him incessantly
     
    The Imaginary Being, Aug 13, 2011
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  29. i_was_in_shroom_land

    i_was_in_shroom_land Shroomier than you!

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    march into your workplace naked
     
    i_was_in_shroom_land, Aug 17, 2011
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  31. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    N - Nose into your boss's private affairs,believing you heard him scamming the company threaten to turn him into HIS BOSS unless he gives you a raise.. Call his boss downstaires to meet with you in front of the boss..... When he says he wasnt scamming the company (AND YOU VERIFY HE WASNT) start swearing,then cry and ask for equal rights,start kissing HIS BOSS's feet :D
     
    Dude111, Aug 18, 2011
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  33. broony

    broony Banned

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    O - Opportunity to trash your boss's office until you where caught on camera dancing in your underwear.
     
    broony, Aug 20, 2011
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  35. lillallyloukins

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    penetrate an unsuspecting passer-by in the customer services area...
     
    lillallyloukins, Aug 21, 2011
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  37. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    Q - Quickly tell your boss you want the week off AND DEMAND EQUAL RIGHTS when you return.... When he says NO,start trashing the office;act like a 2yo while asking for your mommy :D
     
    Dude111, Aug 21, 2011
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  39. looneynut

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    R - Ring round clients and tell them exactly what you think of them
     
    looneynut, Aug 22, 2011
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