How to get some weed when your broke! (weed tips from stonerstan)

Hello and welcome to a exciting episode of stoner stans WEED tips!!.... today our show is about How to get some weed when your broke!
Brought to you by ssstoooooooner STAN! *applause*

Hi there im stonerstan ever thought this in your head
Damn man im flat broke and out of weed how am i gonna get high now?
well no worries! if your like me you smoke joints everyday so you more than likely have a good many roaches left ..if your smart and have a roach jar to store them in that is)... each of these may contain some weed! so lets say you get ALL of your stoner friends and discuss this with them well then they start bringing out their roach collections too and before you know it BAM you got a good deal of weed
to get you all stoned!!....

keep Tokin!
and dont forget to stay tuned for another exciting episodes of WEED tips from STONERSTAN!!..(sound dumb jazz music.....deeedadiddly deeee da dumpadum dheee deeeeeeeeee!!!!!.......)

 

keeping roaches can get moldy from saliva and other things.

I prefer scraping bowls, or calling a friend to come get me high.

 

not if your careful btw im very cautious with my roaches i keep them in a air tight jar container thing.... and they stay pretty fresh

 

good idea but thats something you learn when you first start smoking.i save mine if i can.usualy smoke it till its all gone.gotta hide it from the landlord since im sorta a room mate

 

^oh i know that im just telling this to other people who smoke who are new or may not undetstand how to save

thats why i make these kinda posts i know when i was a newbie i would have appreciated stuff like this so i make sure to help other newbies and people to understand this stuff.

 

The majority of stoners, either keep their roaches themselves, or roll joints and put a paper/cardboard filter in them so there is no roach.

If there are people who smoke weed and throw their roaches out... they may smoke weed, but they are not stoners...

 

I always take a bowls worth and set that aside, so when I run out. I have a little something waiting for me

 

what if they are so much of a stoner that they just don't give a care?

 

i dont save roaches from an outdoor walk... Indoors, different story..

 

then they shouldn't be whining about running out

 

What if they smoke it till the very end, like everyone I know does?

 

give back to the earth that which you have taken... roaches get tossed if im out and about.. not gonna carry some stanky ass roach in my pocket

 

lol exactly- best believe when i run out- running out = I've already scraped the shit outta my resin, gone through ANY stored shit i've had- I don't smoke blunts or joints bc I only smoke bowls to spare weed, gone through all my stems again and picked out every last bit of green is off, go through every friend, smoke buddy I have, but and usually im out bc of a dry spell, so by then i'm just about to go out of my mind until one of my connections comes through, or, in some cases, when i'm unemployed and my smoke buddies are dry, i get my money, but the tighter budget makes it so much harder bc then i have to actually make a certain amount of pot last, and that is brutal!

see THAT'S a stoner, not that pussy who makes an 1/8th last a month and can go a month without any lolol! (I joke!)

 

i believe this thread would qualify as "lol"

 

god damnit
lol guys i was just posting this as a tip to help New people have better ideas about saving roaches they dont have to its just a suggestion lol.
i save mine when i have to...

im just putting out different ideas and tips for people
lol

 

lol, well, how about ideas for those new people that won't get them laughed at?

Really man, "Can I have your roaches", is about one step above offering to suck cock for weed...

Well, unless of course the person in question likes sucking cock in which case a different analogy would be better, but I'm sure the idea should come across lol

 

Whats that ? I couldn't get.!

 

rofl!!!!

 

actually that's the problem- people are stingy and at least where I'm from, they don't want money for pot, they do want sex for pot and that's bullshit! I have some legit connections but most ppl in my area are shady

 

lol yeah..... .well thats the last time i try to give advice to people while im stoned....