You know you're a stoner when Christmas would be a nugget of kush the quality of what you see on the cover of High Times the SIZE OF YOUR CHRISTMAS TREE- if that happened then there really would be a Santa Claus!
You know you're a stoner when you meant to go to bed but you've been watching nature videos on youtube for the past hour.
You know you're a stoner when your neighbor asks you if you have a pot holder and you give them an empty perscription bottle or a ziplock bag.
^you know your a stoner when you ate A Big assed bean and cheese burrito at 4:00 am on Tuesday morning. lol that was i did this morning