Bottom Ten

What is your bottom ten? This is my bottom ten:

Onions
Clowns
The heebie jeebies
Toby Keith
Old ladies who dig through trash cans for lottery tickets
Itchy toes/feet especially when you're wearing shoes and can't scratch
Used kitty litter
Warm ranch dressing
Maple syrup
Bread or margarine from the gas station. It tastes like the place smells. And that's not good.

These aren't in any particular order.

 

hangovers
fiberglass
mom's impending senility
my own physical inadequacies, such as psoriasis
one-uppers
non-tippers
when shit breaks
feeling dehydrated
withdrawals (i don't know bout nothing stronger than nicotine or dexadrine)
social awkwardness with neighbors (theirs and mine)
the pressure in my left chest, which i know one day soon will be a heart attack.

 

lol nice.

-having my toenails touched by anything...hands, socks, fucking rocks when I stub my toe. it gives me the creeps on a very deep level and I have no clue why.

-alarm clocks. whose bright idea was that anyways?

-tangly hair, especially when you have to leave for work in 5 minutes and you're busy working out the dreadlocks you magically grew throughout the night.

-awkward people. These come in many shapes and sizes. I don't mean people that are awkward in themselves, I mean people that take their awkwardness and project it onto innocent and unspecting bystanders. Examples include people that laugh maniacally for no reason and people that tell horrible jokes then laugh and KEEP LAUGHING until someone else eventually fake laughs just to calm them down.

-Neil Diamond

-politics and the system, man.

-people that talk way too much about themselves and lack the self awareness to realize they're fucking boring as shit.

-anything on top 40 radio

-traffic

-old ladies that hold the line up in convenience stores for 20 minutes picking out lottery tickets. A close relative to the dumpster diving lotto ticket ladies.

 

These are great bottom ten lists so far. I'm glad the concept hasn't been lost on anyone yet!

 

justin bieber
mcdonalds
walmart
republicans
mtv
facebook
bildeberg
Laura schlesschinger
human progression
conformists'
mass media



is it sarcasm or generic truth? id even k myself

 

(1)...People Who Lie....

(2)...People On The Internet Who Pretend To Be Someone Other Than Themselves.

(3)...People Who Act Like Sheep, One Buys, Or Does Something, So The Rest Follow

Without Giving Any Thought To Their Actions...e.g Getting Tatoos.

(4)...People In Business Who Promise To Phone You At An Agreed Time, And

You Wait By The Phone For Hours, Then They Ring Just As Their Closeing And Wonder

Why You Are Pissed At Them, My Time Is Just As Valuable As Yours Sunshine....

(5)...People Who Hate On Minority Groups Or Peeps That Are In Any Way Different To Them.

(6)...People Who Have Owed Me Money For Over 11 Years And Claim They

Will Pay When They Are In A Better Financial Position, Then Go Out The

Next Day And Buy A $26,000-00 Motorbike.

(7)...People Who Hurt Animals.

(8)...People Who Hurt Innocent People e.g Random Bashings.

(9)...People Who Bother God, And In Doing So, Then Proceed To Bother Me.

(10)...People Who When You REALLY Need Them Turn Out In Reality To Be

Nothing But "Fairweather Friends"....




You Have No Idea Peeps How Therapeutic Typing This Post Has Been For Me, Thank You For Making The Thread KR....



Cheers Glen.

 

a lot of these things you guys said are things i don't like...
but i find that i hate shit with black rage one day, and let it go easily the next day...

but i find i can't forgive paedophiles and violent people

 

-The smell of vinegar literally makes me feel crazy. I have to leave the area whenever I smell vinegar

-I'm extremely ticklish, and people tickling me to get an unfair unadvantage over me drive me fucking nuts.

-I'm not even close to being a religious man, but people who completely hate religion and those who follow whatever philosophy sicken me

-I'm a first generation immigrant and people who spit on the sacrifices of their parents by joining gangs/commiting serious crimes make me angrier that almost anything.

-people who don't read make me very sad

-Tottenham Hotspurs FC

-hypocrites

-people who don't realize the glory that is Middle Earth

-people who only listen to music on the radio/MTV. That music is garbage and usually those people reject real music.

-People who judge one another top quickly for whatever reason.

-

 

Could it be? Is it the GM Truck God in the flesh????

 

1. Meatloaf (sucks)
2. Reality TV
3. one uppers (Sorry Death...stolen from youuu)
4. My neighbors and their need to share their fights with the entire town
5. Out of state drivers (I'm a Masshole..soooo)
6. Dirty people who don't clean their house
7. People who ask me if I'm pregnant because they are ignorant fucks
8. Winter
9. Cancer
10. Urban areas that don't have any woods or cool places I can trek through.

Took me a while to come up with that list. You better feel honored Ramona! :tongue:

 

your bottom is a perfect 10. you should show everyone.

 

Your replies always make me laugh.^^.
1. People who ask why im so quiet.
2. "Fake" people
3. Liars
4. Ignorance
5. Arrogance
6. Those who talk to hear themselves talk.
7. People who say the government sucks but want to live on welfare.
8. Pop music
9. People who think they know what's best for you.
10. "In trend iconoclasts" Those kids that want to be so different, and yet still look for a group to identify with.

 

1- Racists
2- Thieves
3- Compulsive liars
4- All Governments
5- All companies that benefit from slave labor
6- Reality Tv
7- Girls who dress like sluts n skanks but don't want attention or sex
8- Guys who dress like gangsters who are weak and ignorant
9- Police
10- Prisons

 

the smell of sulphur
onions
incest threads
people who ask how much a repair will cost before i even know what the problem is
people who wake me up when im dreaming
jock itch
people who reek of body odor when theyre out in public
people who live off free government money and then spend all day online bitching about their government
noisy motorcycles
wet socks

 

waiting in lines

people who wear socks with flip flops

The fact that it's looked down upon to give jumping high fives in public at the age of 29

vevo

Getting asked to give a backrub without one in return

Stop lights when I'm running late

I can't understand someone even though they're speaking English

Becker reruns

the fact that I always remind someone of someone else

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How, what.... eh?

Mine-

-lung cancer
-the inability to escape gravity
-kendal mint cake
-Kro IT Solutions
-barbara streisand's nose
-noisy vehicles
-Harriet Harman's soporific absence of femininity
-antony and the johnsons
-prevailing winds
-things that don't work
-mods on power trips

 

Animal abusers
Biggots
Those that are proud of their ignorance
Driving/ Drivers
The wealthy
pushovers
people that don't hold strong to their beliefs
hypocrits
those that don't self-evaluate
people that take information as truth without investigating it

hmmm all of these have to do with people. Misanthropy much?

 

French onion soup *puke*
The New York Yankees
9/11 truthers
scientology
cheeseburgers made with ground chuck *barf*
99% of all celebrities
asshole cops
when I bite my lip hard enough to draw blood while eating
stink bugs
scientolgy

 

Philosophy
Mosquitoes
Man feet
Beans
Anything related to the butthole
Midgets
Osama Bin Ladens
Beards on women
Drug addicts
Any female (or transvestite) that wears fake eyelashes for any reason at all

 

Toby Keith (with kudos to Kinky Ramona - could not resist)
The Tea Party and nutty presidential candidates
Seafood (wish I liked it)
People who trample on the rights of others
Really hot weather
Talk radio
Pseudo intellectuals
Slow internet connections
Narrow minded people
Loud noises