How to get some weed when your broke! (weed tips from stonerstan)

I was almost always broke when I was a teen, but I never ran outta green man. Everybody loved the resident hippy. :sifone:

 

lucky.
i get the green pretty easy now but when i was a teen
it was kinda rough i lived in a small area that didnt have many people there

then i got to move and things are much greener lol
like they say the grass is always greener on the other side lmao

 

I lived for the last 7 years till I was 18 in a town of around 1500 people, we were small but we had lots of stoners. And meth addicts... Why is it small towns seem to have more methheads than large towns? Or maybe it's cause I hate big towns and as such never spend any time in them so it just seems we have more meth. Btw all the "good christian folk" thought I was a complete weirdo sinner, and to top it off I am a pastors son! :sifone:

 

...I only smoke joints when I have lots and lots of pot or money or both. lol

 

Not necessarily.
Where I live now (moved away from hometown), it's really hard to find weed locally, so when I am with my friends smoking and there is a roach left over I usually ask to keep it. Not that it doesn't make me seem a little desperate, but its nice having a hit or two to ease my mind when otherwise I wouldn't normally have some.


However your analogy with the sucking dick for weed is good enough for me.
:smilielol5:

 

Asking for a roach from a joint you just smoked, is not even close to the same as going around to all your friends and asking for their roaches lol

 

Lol nah its more of a community thing. If I am in a good spot and a buddy of mine doesn't have anything I'll give him my roach.
Now this only happens as we are smoking said blunt/joint. We don't ask people to dig in their weed jars and handout days old roaches.
Now, that is some fellatio analogy right there.

 

i cant believe nobody else is a bowl scraper like me

 

I think almost anyone who smokes a pipe is...

unless you mean you scrape other peoples bowls when they arent looking or something... lol

 

Weed is the drug that keeps on giving. I always scrape my bowls.
Personally I enjoy the feel that resin gives me when I smoke it.
It's a really heavy buzz, and very relaxing.
I have sooooooo much clothes and various other things in my house where res stains are clearly visible.

When I run out of weed, you can be certain I'm having black stinky fingers sometime that day

 

my brother used to give me his bowls to scrape because I always ran out and his shit would get super caked..

not so much anymore, because I always have pot if i want it, and if im just too lazy or poor to get some, then i can scrape my own bowls now, which get just as caked as my brothers did/do,.

 

all pipes should be designed to be cleaned out easy... smooth short bores with no hidden crevices.

 

all pipes should be purchased based on desired functionality.

 

damn man i didnt say go to your whole community and ask for their damn roaches i meant ASK your friends you hang out with To start saving their roaches with you when you all start to run low so you can all hang out and toke out on whats left.

what i do when i am running low i talk to my buddies
who smoke it and i tell em hey we are all kinda running low man why dont we all start saving our roaches for the next couple of days then we can bring em out and smoke em when we are desperate lol.

 

no money/get a dealer who dosent mind giving tick<credit> always pay your debts back and on time this will give you AAA mull credit rating which can come in handy when your strapped for cash

 

Great advice... just keep in mind that a dealer, will usually have no problems either beating your ass into the ground, or passing your debt onto someone else who will, if you screw them...

 

definately..dont bite the hand that feeds