Most stupid obvious weed hiding spots?

We all remember when we were young and first started tokin
im sure we all have stupid obvious places we hid our weed back then

what are some of your most stupid places you ever hid weed?
for me that would be in a catnip container

yeah seemed smart at first but then luckily a trusted relative smelled that it wasnt catnip when he went to give it to the cats and told me that i better come up with a brighter hiding spot than that or i was gonna get my ass busted
lmao

 

In all honesty when I started smoking weed I always hid it in amazing spots, like the inside pocket of a winter coat that's in the back of my closet. Another one was in the battery compartment for my CD player.

It wasn't until I was a stoner for a few years that I started getting lazy about hiding it. I was more confident that my parents wouldn't look for it or even care if they found it. They knew I smoked it so I doubted they would give me shit if they found any. I started putting it inside my drawers and they never looked in there so it was pretty safe.

I got even more chill and started to leave it ontop of my dresser and desk. This is when I got caught. My mom gave me shit but let me keep it so I don't think she was too mad.

 

I remember when I was teen.. Id hide my weed behind the living room pictures. Or in old spice jars my parents had for decorations.. yo!! right in the motherfucking dining room out where you could see it. The spice cabnite had a little drawer on it too, Id put my weed pipe in there..

There was a spot under the stove in the bathroom, it was under the jets, and it really didnt get hot there cause it was porcelain stove.. But hot on the top. nobody was ever bending over to put their hand on the base up inside that mofo.

Take the back of my guitar apart where the springs were, well on any fender style model. Just a couple screws.

Inside a speaker. Remote controls,.. One place I remember was the 8track slot.. haha just stuff the weed in there and the door would close up.

in the butt of a Blackpower rifle. my mom would never look there..

 

sock drawer no one ever goes in my room so why would i get all sneaky with it or just out in any jar in front of my tv stand lol never fails

 

another place i used to hide mine was in a hollowed out large flashlight lol

 

I had an 01 01 00 time capsule tube, turned it into a steamroller
old spice travel carrying case for deoderant and such
the hem of the curtains (for cigs too)
inside the steering wheel of the lumina euro. (ccenter piece pops right off)
speaker grilles. (great for money too)
and my favorite spot, in my lungs.

 

battery slot for a standard guitar pedal. usually 9v compartment..

 

I just thought of one. I'm such a genius.. Too bad I never thought of this before. There's a word for it. I don't think it's irony, but whatever...

here it is

 

^thats a awesome idea
i took appart a dead nonworking gamecube once and stashed some stuff in there
and i also had one of those big fake plants that has some weird fake dirt on the bottom i dunno whats its made from but anyway i put my stash under the fake plant and put the plant back in the vase lol was great

 

and i just double posted sorry folks... lol

 

What the fuck was the point of that post? Seriously just to say you double posted.

 

...'cause your mom is against blackpower????

 

I sold the Kentucky long rifle I had about a yr ago.. maybe I should of kept it for other reasons.. but it did bring me a nice bit of money when I needed it.. Im sure I took the weed out the butt..

 

Hampi, India, January 2002. didnae have much money. Bought half a tolla of really nice Malana creme off this Isreali guy, smoked a chillum off it and out of paranoia about the off chance of the pigs turning up and doing a random search (which they have been known to do) and then me ending up in a disease infested prison for 20 years... I decided to hide it in the wicker roof of the little chalet I was renting.

Went out, came back an hour later- gone!

I think rats got it or something as you could hear them running about in the roof.

So I had to fork out another 500 rupees for another bit, which was a real bummer.

 

dare i say "stupidest"?

:sifone:

 

Because that second post said the same thing as the other post but i edited it and wrote that it was a double post and...yeah......

 

I got all my paraphernalia in a shoebox that's pretty much in plain view. I don't really worry about it. I've told my parents right to their face that I've smoked some pot, and I think that puts them at ease more then wondering about suspicious behavior or something.

 

man you know what woulda happened to me if i told my parents hey i smoke pot
BAM!!! my dad woulda probably kicked my ass out of the house lol

 

in my lungs... like a boss.

 

Rolled nicely in a joint, in my ear. As I walk into the store and buy beer. I proceed to the cash register. The cashier makes it very apparent the joint is in my ear. WHOOPS. I was high.