Random Facts..XXXVII

my grandfather had an artery (or vein) removed from his leg once and they used it in his neck to bypass something

 

yikes..its not that bad out just gloomy and it rained earlier so I check the weather site and find out im in a tornado watch zone

 

I just finished mopping my kitchen floor...

 

bbad is in a tornado watch.

 

My son moving out in 2 weeks...Then I'll have an empty nest...

 

Obviously you value quality over quantity!

Nice job! It's been a while since I got kicked out of anywhere...I'm losing my touch...

Mmmm health food.

I would be unnerved too if I had roommates who vibrate!

Metastasis!

That's a good concept for a TV series..."Night Jogger."

I'm glad somebody has the balls to ask the hard questions that need to be asked!

:grouphug: still hoping for the best

You might be interested to know that in Korea, saying someone has a "long ass" is a way of saying they're lazy.

I drink beer as a test prep every night, to test whether I can still get drunk. So far so good. :2thumbsup:


rf: This morning I was awakened by men making loud noises on my roof.

 

a tornado watch means that conditions are correct for a tornado to occur

a tornado 'warning' means get into the basement quick

 

Thanks for being an enabler for my filthy obsession!

You should stick to safer activities, like sky diving or sumthun.

Sorry Malia. My first wife had PCOS. It's a pain in the nads.


rf: My dad does not have an anus.

 

you might be too...its a huge coverage area

didnt you say that same exact thing two weeks ago?

 

I don't think I said when he was moving out, his girlfriends dad put all new flooring in the two bedrooms and the living and dining room. My son has been helping him with it the past two Saturdays.

 

Women are hard work.

 

which is why dudes quit

 

Women are hard to figure out

 

its been really windy for over an hour....


women are easy to figure out if you have the right equation
$=happy

 

i'm not around here much....

 

Listening to that new lil wayne

 

Don't blame you.

 

you're a tease

 

true story.

 

i didnt make it up


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