weirdest lovey dovey names

you and your lover have any freaky "pet" names for each other ? share!! :sunny:

 

i once had a on-off fwb for about 2 years i called him puffball cos he was quite chubby, thought it was cute at the time and he didnt mind one bit!!

 

lol

 

poopsiekins
lover butt
shnuggle bunny
babykins
pookie bear
and so on in that fashion

 

I cant remember if this was family guy or one of the other shows, but theres this old guy who talks about playing legs-a-spread and penis-butt

hence our nicknames. I'm legs-a-spread. he's penis-butt

we also speak in lolcat

 

ass dumplin'
tripod
****** butt
pussy fart

just a few pet names i've been called

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mii8aJklEOg"]Seinfeld - Shmoopy - YouTube

 

I hate pet names i dont understand why people think its cute

 

beer getter

 

pookie bears kinda cute.

 

Second that. Pet names are rather creepy. Nick names is one thing, as they often actually refer to some tale or another. Pet names are not personal at all. You could have called all your ex-boy/girlfriends Pookie Bear, and call your current 'lovey dovey' Pookie Bear too and no one would notice.

 

gayers

 

i don't really use pet names but the occasional babe or whatever..id call my ex baby snakes just to be dumb because he hates em haha

 

of course i use pet names. what am i going to say, "come here, My Dog?"

 

rofl

 

My boyfriend and I call each other babykins, honeykins, even darlingkins. lol We've talked in lolcat too. He mostly likes to call me wifey now

 

do you call your family the kinkins?

 

lol no.

 

my husband called me shmoopy. I never understood that