what does the poster above dream of at night?

kangaroo sex

 

wearing jodhpurs and a cravat with matching beret while shouting 'Action' through a loudhailer

 

dreams of harley davidson's and leather with lacy frilly shit on the side....;-D

 

dreams about the flying monkeys from the wizard of oz.

 

chilly cheese dogs


and not the kind you eat

 

breaking banjos

 

wild sexcapades with burly bearded men from up north

and steak poutine

 

Me....

 

69 ways to leave their lover...

 

Mud wrestling the ladies of hip forums

 

Charlton Heston's dog pissing on them.

 

sheep

 

baywatch girls coming to his rescue

 

Eating ginormous marshmallows, only to wake and find his pillow gone missing.

 

Being on a shopping trip at the mall when there's a power cut and getting trapped on the escalator for two hours!

 

Makin' love in the afternoon with Cecilia up in his bedroom

 

....gettin' up just to wash his face-when he comes back to bed Puggybear's taken his place!

 

Me putting on a one man show of that 300 movie.

 

Me, going about my daily business.

 

That he was in a hollywood movie
And that he was the star of the movie
This really blew his mind
The fact that he, an overfed long haired leaping gnome
Should be the star of a hollywood movie